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fuckup

1. Someone who has ruined thier chances in life and has caused most of their own problems.
2. Sometimes used in heated discussion as a substitute for "shutup".
1. Jon is a fuckup
2. Fuckup jon! You're starting to annoy me!
by patrick_is_so_amazing May 3, 2008
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fuckupedness

A state of being fucked up.
There's no reason to propagate that old fuckupedness into this new version.
by Voytek June 25, 2008
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Family Fuckup

A member of a middle class or upper class family whom unlike other family members, could not get it together, and ended up a drug addict, a chronic alcoholic or incarcerated. It can also be used to describe a family member who is constantly unemployed and borrowing money with no intentions of returning it. There seems to be one of these in every family, no matter how perfect or well off the family makes themselves out to be. Note, that this definition does not cover family members who suffered addictions and did the responsible thing to overcome them, nor does it cover those who were wrongly imprisoned for something they didn't do or those who were laid off and constantly looking for work.

The family fuckup cannot be reasoned with. Their mindset is that the world is out to get them and that their lack of ambitions is somehow the fault of society. As a result, confronting the family fuckup results in them displaying aggressive, antisocial or psychotic behaviour 99% of the time.
Bob: man, I just gave my brother Joe $300 so he won't get evicted and I know he's not gonna pay me back.

Tom: yup, and he's probably gonna spend it all on booze.

Bob: yea the rest of us kids went to college and made something of ourselves, but not Joe. He's the family fuckup.
by AK_NORCAL June 12, 2010
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Fuckup

1. (n) A person who can't do anything right. Usually in life as a whole. Someone whos actions are always hurtful to either themselves and/or usually the people around them.
"That Billy is such a fuckup. He was all bombaleed again last night and dumbass hit a fricken telephone pole. When will that douchebag ever get his fucking shit together?"
by Skillish One June 4, 2007
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FuckUpBook

There is always drama on FuckUpBook.
by Dre-Mane October 30, 2011
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fuckup

someone who just doesn't give a fuck about anything and if given would probably sell his own mother
don't trust that asshole he's a fuckup for life
by pioneer joe July 3, 2007
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Fuckuppery

Fu-cku-ppery (verb) {fuh-kuh-per-ree} : The act one engages in either intentionally or unintentionally, whilst aiming to get themselves well and truly fucked up. This may achieved through either;

1) a state of inebriation induced by overindulgence of either alcohol or drugs - prescription or illicit, or;

2) a state of personal and interpersonal apoptosis resulting from a lifestyle choice or course of action designed to bring about a fall from grace.

3) any combination of the above.

A period of fuckuppery may last anything from a few minutes, as in the case of Nitrous Oxide or DMT, up to months or even years in the case of severe occupational drug use, alcohol dependency, unwillingness to take responsibility for the consequences of ones own actions and watching television.

Whilst short-term fuckuppery can be excellent as social lubricant, stress reliever and dating aid long-term fuckuppery is very rarely beneficial in any way other than comedy value.
Now that's what I call fucking fierce, man. Ah well, never mind. I never did like that fucking evil blonde twatsack anyway. Merry Christmas and seasons fuckuppery to you and your kin!!
by doombadger December 23, 2010
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