Furnisexual

A person that is intimate and/or will have sex with furniture.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about John? I heard he fucks chairs.

Person 2: Yeah, he must be a furnisexual.

by ElectricGuitarGuy June 20, 2011

frysexual

A addition to fry food

I feel like being a frysexual

by Sean and keyona April 20, 2014

fensexual

a person who falls in love with fences.

i love fences, im a fensexual. just like james!

by a close friend ;) May 12, 2009

Cursexual

Cursexual is a term used for anyone who has dick rode and bandwagoned Stephen Curry so much that Curry has become the basis of their sexuality and life. A Cursexual is likely to tell you some of the most blasphemous things you will ever hear. For example "Stephen Curry Is the G.O.A.T" 🙄or "Stephanie is better than Michael Jordan" or "Stephen is a better clutch shooter than Ray Allen" and any other insane, not even logical shit they can think of. A Cursexual is literally the most annoying sports fan ever. They weren't real fans until the 2014-15 season. They will tell you Curry is the greatest but not tell you why and then whenever you tell them 3-1 blown lead, or 0-10 3PT shooting or 1-11 3 point shooting or 1-6 in the fourth quarter of Game 7....They will blame his non-existent injuries the media fabricates as an excuse for him instead of giving him any blame. A Cursexual happens to be very sensitive to the feeling, so if you say 3-1 they may have traumatic flashbacks of LeBron's legacy saving block or Kyrie's Dagger on Curbitch on the right wing.

Curry vs LeBron

3-1 Leads blown

Curry 1
LeBron 0

Rings
LeBron 3
Curry 1

Final MVPs
LeBron 3
Curry 0 <---------- LMAOOOOOOOOO

MVPs
Curry 2
LeBron 4

Scoring Titles
LeBron 1
Curry 0

Points

LeBron 27,600+
Curry 13,000+

Rebounds: LeBron
Assists: LeBron
Steals: LeBron
Blocks : LeBron

Where is the real comparison?

Person 1: Stephen Curry is the greatest basketball player ever!
Any person who knows any basketball at all: Just stop it, you Cursexual.

by MiiNNEAPOLiiS January 2, 2017

Fansexual

Some dumbass that gets off to to sticking themselves into fans

Fansexual: "Yeah I'm gonna shove my dick into those hot ass blades you dirty wind blowing cunt..."

by Turtlederp117 September 13, 2020

fagsexual

A term used to describe someone who is homosexual.

Johnson is a fagsexual.

by bo$$$$$$ May 10, 2009

fatsexual

A fatsexual is one who does not have any sexual attractions based on their targets hair color, age, eyes or other physical traits of that nature. Instead they are attracted to anything that is fat. Generally fatsexuals are also heterosexual they simply enjoy larger versions of what most other people find attractive. There are some fatsexuals that are so overcome by their love of cellulite that their alternate lifestyle causes them to become homosexual or even to attempt to fornicate larger farm animals or tubs of actual cooking lard.

Friend 1: I'm worried about him man he just keeps trying to fuck anything he can that's shaped like a bowling ball.

Friend 2: I know I'm worried for my own well being I don't think he's gay but I'm not too skinny and I'm pretty sure by the way he's looking at me he's going to become a bull fatsexual soon.

by woo!party December 31, 2009