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furlougholiday

Due to the absence of either an FY 2014 appropriation or Continuing Resolution, the US governent has shut down, and nonessential federal employees are on furlougholiday.
I'm nonessential, so I'm on furlougholiday!
by Nonessential2013 October 4, 2013
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Furlough

Sitting on ones arse whilst getting paid to have a pokey wank to granny porn.
What you up to today Paul?

Not much mate I’ve just furloughed myself..
by DockerT June 4, 2020
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furloughded

The drinking that ensues as a result of the depression created when state employees are sent home for monthly mandated days off without pay. Said drinking results in a condition known as being “furloughded” and brings with it temporary numbness and a feeling of euphoria. This condition is common in California and Washington State, other states are expected to follow.
Greg: You doin' anything today?

James: Naw, man. They made me take the day off without pay cuz of budget cuts. I got a fifth of Jack and a case of Rolling Rock. I'm gonna get furloughded.

Greg: I'm in!!!
by Bructus January 14, 2011
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Furloughtude

The unique attitude developed by federal workers once they’ve been notified that they will be furloughed, due to government sequester.

Given that furloughed employees are forced to take one-day/week unpaid leave, those afflicted with furloughtude care 80% as much about their job as they did before the furlough.

Typically, those stricken with furloughtude develop the malady because they have been told that the nature of their work is considered ‘non-essential’.
The director has a serious case of furloughtude.
by DCliving March 8, 2013
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furlough

A cocktail consisting of gin, vodka, rum, two parts vermouth and topped up with ginger ale. Shaken with ice and drunk in a tumbler if possible or a mug.
Jim got furloughed today but he's laughing because he's sipping on a furlough now.
by Mikaforever April 3, 2020
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furlough

Used as another word for ditching/cutting a class (usually in college)
Dude I'm furloughing my 7am class tomorrow for sure.
by kelvinator1 November 3, 2009
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Furlough-fing

What Congress believes large numbers of federal employees are doing while Congress has the government shut down.
Bruce: What's on your calendar for today?
Bill: Not much, just furlough-fing around.
by Unemployed_Fed October 7, 2013
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