by Mandee Lou March 06, 2008
If you ever want to call someone a mean name but don't want to get in trouble in front of adult call them a Funt.
Witch is a acronym for "Fucking Cunt".
Witch is a acronym for "Fucking Cunt".
by Babybear;) March 07, 2019
When a lady does a fart from a seated position and it rolls forwards between the legs, before releasing itself in the vaginal area. The word derives from an amalgamation of ‘front/fart’ and ‘cunt’, where it eventually escapes. A funt is not a pleasurable experience.
A funt may also occasionally be referred to as a vunt, in reference to the vagina.
A funt may also occasionally be referred to as a vunt, in reference to the vagina.
Gary: “ah mate, did you hear about what Karen for up to last night?”
James: “no, what?”
Gary: “she did a proper naughty funt”
James: “ew gross, what a slag”
James: “no, what?”
Gary: “she did a proper naughty funt”
James: “ew gross, what a slag”
by Coolditch July 19, 2020
The biggest insult one can receive. A Funts has a small peepee that is not circumcised and has a bald caillou head. They commonly get mistaken for as an egg and act like they get bitches but they only receive love from their dog and mommy.
by hunterloveslexitomato November 05, 2018
Fucking Cunt.
When you're out in public and resist the urge to call your son-in-law a fucking cunt in front of the children.
When you're out in public and resist the urge to call your son-in-law a fucking cunt in front of the children.
by GoldenMom November 24, 2020
You:"hey Pete, we should do some FUNTING at grandpa's funeral"
Pete: "sure man, grandpa would have approved"
Pete: "sure man, grandpa would have approved"
by Doctor Wang and his tools April 22, 2017
by gary October 07, 2003