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Fung Paradox

The Fung paradox stipulates that after coitus with a female, one must choose between recycling said female, or go on to the next potential sexual partner.
"Man, I don't know if I want to start seeing this female seriously"
"Have you heard about the Fung paradox? You need to choose between recycling or mingling"
by sexbomb174 October 14, 2017
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fung ducker

Person who makes passionate love to a pile of human feces (shit).
I realized I became a fung Ducker , when I'd rather come home from work and screw a pile of my wife's shit then her hammered pussy/asshole!
by Seezar Sewickley October 22, 2017
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fung ku

A rather obvious mockery of "kung fu", meant to discriminate those who can kick your ass, and to tempt them to do so.
"aww, look at the cute fruit head, doing his fung ku! HAHA!"
by for all you know its "Bill" March 17, 2005
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fung-shway

a calming practice that you use if you are over excited. Also it is a vibe a person or thing can give off.
these sunglassess go with the fung-shway of my outfit.

just fung-shway. calm down
by k_girl_N August 7, 2006
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Fung Job

The art of vomiting on a male's penis while she is giving a blow job
Last night Lauren got wasted and gave a fung job to Zach at the party. I kinda liked it
by lingyy December 4, 2010
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fung chu

by Jay hunt May 27, 2003
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Fung Wah, nigger!

interjection
1. to denounce the merits of using a conventional bus to get from Boston's Chinatown to New York City's Chinatown for the sake of economic efficiency.
Randy did not feel inclined to see his friends in New York, as he was without car and steady income for a bus service. His friend exclaims, "Fung Wah, nigger!" as if Randy were oblivious to the obvious answer to his financial woe.
by Jefferson Davis of the CSA December 28, 2011
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