A dance where one person gets on the floor and does push-ups, while another person gets on top of them and humps to the "Jump In!" soundtrack; an alternate to the word "fuck".
by Twerkinonluigi69 February 22, 2014
by CrackBaby November 24, 2003
FUmp- From the root - Have been well and truly FUmped, to FUmp. FUmping , to vindictively seek out from a position of power any minority of any orientation for a quick quash giving oneself elevated gratification. FUmp, a male, who is supremely relentless at abusing power, inhumanly and without fair rights, quashing the innocent, any time, any place, anywhere.
" Look at me folks, it's my agenda . A minority is about to get quashed. The dyed blonde FUmp is on the prowl, looking for whoever is so marginalized they can be removed from existence."
by A bad day October 27, 2018
Combination of 'fart' and 'dump.' A fump is when you think you have to take a big shit, but when you sit on the toilet to do it, you just let out a huge, explosive fart. Some small, misshapen pieces of poo usually accompany a fump.
by Jeuni October 13, 2012
Fap humping, it was made up in palringo's "official PIMD" group long before people disgraced it with things such as farting on dicks.
Fap humping is you fapping as you hump someone.
Fap humping is you fapping as you hump someone.
Boy: Damn, Aoife was really fumping Tay last night, did you see how into it she was getting?
Girl: Ikr?! And Tay was too drunk to notices she had her hands in her pants!
Girl: Ikr?! And Tay was too drunk to notices she had her hands in her pants!
by Minxy Lestrange December 31, 2011
Hey, Frank, let's see if we can light up the water! Ask Anthony if he can lay a fump and let's hold a match near his ass!
by pentozali March 9, 2008