by Nadia April 12, 2005
Get the fuckastrated mug.The act of masterbating after not having had sex with your partner, but not just anywhere, no, this is done in the same bed as your other half! One must be as quiet as possible so as not to wake up your partner and being caught can results in serious consequences ranging from repulsion to rejection, as I have found out to my cost!
Heh, Nigel, did you get any action last night from your lady?
No chance, that frigid bitch wasn't giving out at all, I had a frustrated wank instead and to be honest, I enjoyed it more than sex!
No chance, that frigid bitch wasn't giving out at all, I had a frustrated wank instead and to be honest, I enjoyed it more than sex!
by Nigel Fleming July 13, 2006
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by iParatrooper February 25, 2011
Get the Fuckstrated mug.When you haven't had a drink in 4-5 days and have a strong urge to have one, you are seshually frustrated.
by secret_sauce_420 November 4, 2016
Get the seshually frustrated mug.when you are extremely frustrated because your boyfriend is mean and won't let you suck his dick even though the desire to suck his dick is eating you up on the inside
Boyfriend: I'm a big controlling dom and I won't let you suck my dick unless I say you can
Mouthually frustrated person: I dont think I am going to make it if you don't let me suck your cock PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE
Mouthually frustrated person: I dont think I am going to make it if you don't let me suck your cock PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE
by BANANASANDEGGPLANTS May 22, 2022
Get the Mouthually Frustrated mug.1) To demonstrate a sexual act,
2) to insert a penis somewhere only to somehow have one's balls chopped off, or to be such an utter manwhore and do so much fucking around that you get justifiably castrated.
3) to orchestrate an orgy
4) a state of frustration caused by one's current sex life (or lack thereof)
2) to insert a penis somewhere only to somehow have one's balls chopped off, or to be such an utter manwhore and do so much fucking around that you get justifiably castrated.
3) to orchestrate an orgy
4) a state of frustration caused by one's current sex life (or lack thereof)
1) "Just allow me to fuckastrate the proper technique of cunnulingus..."
2) "There is not an orfice within a 10 mile radius, aside from a few women present (including your wife), that you have not penetrated. Therefore, we shall now castrate you with these rusty pliers."
3) Keeping time with his hands like a band director, the fuckastrator shouts,"And now one-two-three––thrust harder brass section––and lubricate, lubricate..."
4) "I am so goddamn fuckastrated! Even the shower massage no longer helps!"
2) "There is not an orfice within a 10 mile radius, aside from a few women present (including your wife), that you have not penetrated. Therefore, we shall now castrate you with these rusty pliers."
3) Keeping time with his hands like a band director, the fuckastrator shouts,"And now one-two-three––thrust harder brass section––and lubricate, lubricate..."
4) "I am so goddamn fuckastrated! Even the shower massage no longer helps!"
by Spork_damage May 6, 2007
Get the fuckastrated mug.Flustration is wrongly spelled Frustration.
This mistake possible came from the attempt to join words frustrated and flustered which is senseless.
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(Note: they are wrong.)
This mistake possible came from the attempt to join words frustrated and flustered which is senseless.
See other translations.
(Note: they are wrong.)
by QwertyCZ March 6, 2013
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