Having the quality of smelling exceedingly horrible namely a combination of feces and urine hence furine
by thoughtfan January 13, 2009
Get the furine mug.Deliberate violence towards chairs, tables or other items of furniture during a theatrical production. The most common form of furniture abuse is knocking over chairs or throwing them across the stage. Frequently seen in operas, furniture abuse is usually perpetrated by characters as an expression of rage or great despair, although some cynics claim it merely shows a lack of imagination on the part of the director
by Faye Courtney September 14, 2008
Get the Furniture abuse mug.Someone sexually oriented to the movable articles in a room or an establishment that make it fit for living or working.
I.e. a person who completely lacks sexual interest in anything human, much less alive. But, unlike someone or something that is asexual or simply of other orientations or fetishes that don't involve living or human targets, a furnisexual desires to and probably attempts to fuck chairs, tables etcetera.
The term is also thrown around by "normal" people for a cheap laugh or shock value.
I.e. a person who completely lacks sexual interest in anything human, much less alive. But, unlike someone or something that is asexual or simply of other orientations or fetishes that don't involve living or human targets, a furnisexual desires to and probably attempts to fuck chairs, tables etcetera.
The term is also thrown around by "normal" people for a cheap laugh or shock value.
"I'm so sorry about what happened to the new leather couch but I wasn't under the influence of any substances or attempting some pathetic form of masturbation. Mom. Dad. There's something I need to tell you. I'm a furnisexual."
"My rents are on their way home to bitch about all the shit I did this weekend. While I'm arguing with them I think I'll slip in a bullshit confession about being a furnisexual. I'm not sure if they'll be amused and it'll lighten the impact of the other stuff or if they'll put me in serious therapy and/or drug me up heavily but either way I win, right?"
"My rents are on their way home to bitch about all the shit I did this weekend. While I'm arguing with them I think I'll slip in a bullshit confession about being a furnisexual. I'm not sure if they'll be amused and it'll lighten the impact of the other stuff or if they'll put me in serious therapy and/or drug me up heavily but either way I win, right?"
by Mebpitwe Istadamaus March 24, 2004
Get the furnisexual mug.A group of people with the same gender get sorted into groups ‘hot’ or ‘ugly’ by someone from the opposite gender, and the ‘hot’ group all usually get laid, or make out with the ‘chooser’. It can get wild.
by masonthemissile November 12, 2022
Get the Magio-Furint mug.A word based off of a Magio-Furint. The word is used when describing a group of very hot/attractive people
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by masonthemissile November 12, 2022
Get the Magio-Furints mug.When your upstairs neighbor is moving furniture in such a way that you confuse it for thunder.
Sometimes, furniture thunder is so loud, that it is in fact mistaken for real thunder.
Sometimes, furniture thunder is so loud, that it is in fact mistaken for real thunder.
"Gary, did you hear that? Is that thunder I hear?"
"No Beth, that's Eric upstairs again. Just some late night furniture thunder."
"No Beth, that's Eric upstairs again. Just some late night furniture thunder."
by Medicus007 August 16, 2016
Get the furniture thunder mug.1. The upcoming end of the relationship of Finn Hudson and Quinn Fabray (commonly refferred to as "Fuinn") on the TV show glee.
2. The fan campaign for the ending of this relationship.
2. The fan campaign for the ending of this relationship.
1. "Hey, are you excited for the Fuinneral?" "Hell yes!"
2. "I'm going to go tweet Ryan Murphy to tell him about the Fuinneral!" "Cool."
2. "I'm going to go tweet Ryan Murphy to tell him about the Fuinneral!" "Cool."
by songgbird June 10, 2011
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