Fuckstonishing

Absolutley astonishing to the point where it's fucked - This word was first created by Taso Du Val and is currently the only result on Google that will come up if you Google "fuckstonishing". Thanks Taso, your creativity is helping mankind progress.

Chris: "Wow, did you see that triple play with the New York Yankees?"

Taso: "Yea, that was absolutley fuckstonishing. Couldn't believe Jeter pulled that off."

Chris: "what?...fuckstonishing?"

Fuckstonishing by Christos K December 24, 2006

fuckspank 

An irritating person.

Kevin: "The landlord sent a letter, he wants to inspect the place on Tuesday"

Andy: "What a fuckspank is he".

fuckspank by Phil73 April 11, 2008

Fuckita 

Fuckita as in "fuck", with a -ita added. Pronounced "fuh-KEE-tah"

Used as a substitute for fuck.

When saying this around people who will get on your case for talking dirty, you usually hope to disguise the fact that you're swearing.

Which is lame.

Just do it.

Whut the fuckita?!

Fuckita by Another Disposable Teen November 29, 2010

fuckstatic 

feeling absolutely frigging fucking ecstatic about something.

I was absolutely fuckstatic when i found out that i haven't failed my maths test.

fuckstatic by willowwallow June 18, 2011

fuckitall

Expressing ones agony in one fell swoop w/o spaces.

Moot: OMG, I just lit my cat on fire accidentally, again.
Moot: Fuckitall
Moot: brb

fuckitall by BillDooD June 13, 2006

Fuckstang 

When a chick sits on and rides your face while jerking you off with one hand and making a lasso motion with the other.

I went to this crazy orgy and this chick was doing the fuckstang.

Fuckstang by XXXFuckstangLoverXXX December 1, 2014

Fuckiphany 

When you finally realize you want to have sex with somebody you previously did not consider doable.

Rex had a fuckiphany about Rita after drinking 6 beers. He finally realized he wanted to diggle that fatty, if only for one night.

Fuckiphany by RiffRaff CR October 4, 2009