Holy Fucking Ass Crackers 

A statement that's made when something is intensely shocking that no other phrase can satisfy the gravity of the situation appropriately.

Jim: Holy Fucking Ass Crackers that dude just totally broke his hand using a shake weight!

Bob: That's what he gets for using a fucking shake weight.

Holy Fucking Ass Crackers by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 2, 2010

fucken ass wipe 

This person doesn't care about anyone else but themselves. They treat others like shit and don't care about the feelings of others as long as they get what they want.

Look at that fucken ass wipe on his cell phone racing up to the stop sign looking like he's going to blow through it. He doesn't even care that I had to slam on my brakes thinking he wasn't going to stop.

fucken ass wipe by jimmybomm June 22, 2021

touch my fucking ass 

when you get pissed off in a game and need to vent at someone

Oh will someone just touch my fucking ass already!?

touch my fucking ass by Miatchimus February 1, 2017

You fucking ass 

That's what you say to someone who screws up your Supply crates in GTA

Asshole blows up your supply Crate with a Hydra you say you fucking ass

You fucking ass by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 May 15, 2018

penis-fucking-ass-blaster 

To be a 'Penis-fucking-ass-blaster' is to rapidly suck or wank a penis while being anal fucked or anal fuck someone.

"Phil is such a Penis-fucking-ass-blaster, I heard her was with Tim and Jerry all night"

penis-fucking-ass-blaster by Jynx Partinal July 14, 2006

Gassy Fucking Ass 

It’s then your Fart is so load, everybody in the room starts to shit

Ah shit he did a Gassy Fucking Ass

Gassy Fucking Ass by That Aaa May 22, 2019

fucking ass ton 

1000e23 of something, or equal to approximately 166 mol (166.05388631270122098592336297644 mol)

Lays Original > Pringles x 1,000e23

Yeah, even a fucking ass ton of Pringles could not beat Lays Original

fucking ass ton by FATFTW December 6, 2006