Fuckready

"Fuckready" adjective:
1. prepared to have sexual intercourse, (see also "horny")
2. to describe an attractive, physically desirable person with whom sexual intercourse seems imminent.

"I've had 2 pitchers of PBR and am feelin' so fuckready!"

"That Hilary Duff is fuckready!"

by Kara December 29, 2004

fuckhead

another word for calling someone a dumbass when your tired of saying dumbass

sameena is a fuckhead.

by ay =) December 21, 2008

fuckhead

Someone who REALLY pisses you off, and for no good reason either, there's just something about their persona that makes you want to fuck them up in their head, thus making them a fuckhead.

Phil: Hi, I'm Phil, don't you just LOVE me, lalalalalalala!
Me: Shutup you fuckhead!

by kikkoman May 12, 2004

fuckhead

A fuckhead is a good comeback to use in a roast session. It simply means that they are a fuckhead. Thats it.

You dumbass fuckhead!

by TheManWithThePlan1 November 9, 2018

Omegle Fuckhead

A wierd fuck that asks to see your feet online and enjoys talking to twelve-year olds.

Omegle Fuckhead: M or F?
Brittney: F
Omegle Fuckhead: watt ur age?

Brittney: 12
Omegle Fuckhead: r u horny?
Brittney: yes daddy
Omegle Fuckhead: fuck yeah
Omegle Fuckhead: talk dirty to me and show me your feet

Brittney: ...

by ghostgirl July 31, 2019

national fuckhead day

a day to celebrate fuckheads (which are retards) the day to celebrate this celebration is June 12, and we can celebrate this day by sticking our dicks in the gas door of a car.

"hey andrew, lets celebrate national fuckhead day"

by blinmachine February 10, 2021

fucknads

A very annoying person. Used when no other insult comes to mind.

Get away from me, fucknad!

by obsidian March 22, 2004