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Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? 

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

what the fuck is this shit 

what i say whenever i open urban dictionary, searches for a normal thing and someone has sexualized the word for no damn reason
me: *searches for something*

urban dictionary: ''lets find the most dirty text and show it''

me: what the fuck is this shit

the fuck you say to me you little shit 

Ninja when he is called a fagot by a kid on h1z1 and goes all out
Kid: aw fuck you fagot
Ninja: THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT

The fuck did you say to me you little shit!?

- Another one of Ninja, a Fortnite streamer's quotes
Guy 1: Your so bad at this!
Guy2: The fuck did you say to me you little shit!?

Shit, what the fuck!? 

When you fuck up on something so badly but you’re a bit confused on how it all came down to it.
Is used when you don’t know what the hell is going on or you are confused on how you fucked up really bad in something.

*plays doki doki literature club and all the waifus are dead*

Me:SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK!?

Friend: Dude it’s all going to be alright

Me: HOW DID I FUCK UP!? WHERE DID I GO WRONG!? WHY ARE THINGS JUST TRIPPING BALLS!?