by andrewXatrocity August 14, 2008
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can be the result of eating too many spinners.... usually a result of RBYOA (Rejection by your own ass) Syndrome.
How do you know if you are a victim of FTIT?
- Abdnormal lumps in the left side of the throat- usually preceded by jaundice
-Interesting shitty like after-taste directly following the consumption of anything that contains splenda.
-The effects can be subdued by chugging life water, best results if you drool on yourself or splash some in your left cornea.
WARNNNNIIIINNNGGGG: If you believe that you are a victim of FTIT DO NOT CONSUME A SPINNER- Secondary Side-effect: Death. If you need help coping with the inability to cleanse your colon with a spinner everyday please call 1-888-BennyLava.
can be the result of eating too many spinners.... usually a result of RBYOA (Rejection by your own ass) Syndrome.
How do you know if you are a victim of FTIT?
- Abdnormal lumps in the left side of the throat- usually preceded by jaundice
-Interesting shitty like after-taste directly following the consumption of anything that contains splenda.
-The effects can be subdued by chugging life water, best results if you drool on yourself or splash some in your left cornea.
WARNNNNIIIINNNGGGG: If you believe that you are a victim of FTIT DO NOT CONSUME A SPINNER- Secondary Side-effect: Death. If you need help coping with the inability to cleanse your colon with a spinner everyday please call 1-888-BennyLava.
While working on the double helix Rosalind Franklin (aka the original gay man) consumed one too many a spinner- she became the original FTIT victim- she then won the world in your pocket award priority sealed by the president and became the spokesperson for the National FTIT society slogan: "DISCO EVERYONE!"
by FTIT victim #55449 damn sick of the taste of my own shit March 9, 2008
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by pussack August 5, 2018
Get the fting mug.FTII is an acronym that stands for "F*CK THE IMPORT INVASION." Originally intended for vehicles, FTII applies to ALL imported goods, especially Chinese goods. It is a designation to show that you take pride in supporting American jobs and the American Economy by buying American made goods.
"dude, come check out my new Honda Civic!"
"I'm happy with my new Ford Focus thankyou; FTII dude..."
commonly scene as window stickers and attached to names on popular blogging sites
{pronounced with a sense of pride or disgust when spoken aloud to a peer}
"I'm happy with my new Ford Focus thankyou; FTII dude..."
commonly scene as window stickers and attached to names on popular blogging sites
{pronounced with a sense of pride or disgust when spoken aloud to a peer}
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