FTD

(n) A form of copypasta seen on Facebook. Acronym stands for Facebook Transmitted Disease. For most of them, their only purpose is to travel from wall to wall, replicating itself. Occasionally they will have a legitimate reason for existence, such as Breast Cancer Awareness week, and afterwards will continue to circulate long after the event they were promoting passed up.

Ugh, Jill is constantly getting infected with FTD's. Why can't she stop?

by Chuck Butts January 20, 2011

FTD

Fastest Time of Day

Used in racing, but primarily autocross

Brian got FTD in last Sunday's autocross.

by solojockey June 25, 2009

FTD

Foreplay Transmitted Disease. Similar to an STD, but the particular disease is transmitted via simple foreplay.

Guy #1 "Dude Dom's in the hospital!"

Guy #2 "Why man what happened?"

Guy #1 "He went and got an FTD! He was messing around with that skank that he met in the club and he caught an herpes off of her... all she did was touch his cock!"

by MakaveLee July 20, 2007

FTD

FuckAll to DO. This is an acronym meaning that there nothing to do, bored etc.

so wot u doing?
Nah there's FTD, or simply just say FTD.
what you doing?
FTD dude, FTD.

by Control-C : PE, South Africa March 4, 2005

FTD

For the dream, we all have them and this means youre not letting anything get in the way of your dreams and you will reach them.

Im FTD

by RTG1993 June 19, 2010

FTD

For the dumpster

Started on tehdriven.com where members not behaving as they should, or perhaps just for the amusements of other members, members would be voted to be banished to the cum dumpster where they would be ridiculed. For the dumpster votes were then abbreviated to FTD to save time and energy.

Josh posts up NWS pics of him playing with himself. A thread would be created with a poll.

"Josh FTD"

by Cleoent April 17, 2006

FTD

Full Taint Distance

The full measure of distance from one's scrotum to one's asshole.

That was a close one that dude kicked you right in the balls any further and you would have been at FTD.

TFJ at FTD ; Total Fuck Job at Full Taint Distance

by Tiger6513 October 29, 2009