Doris: "OMG, I slept with Francisco last night. I love his FTD"
Poulette" "I bet.. i heard about his fat turtle dick."
Poulette" "I bet.. i heard about his fat turtle dick."
by El Macho Fran June 27, 2010

FTD - Facebook Transmitted Disease, a virus that will send, and post, messages to your friends on Facebook's social networking site.
Message Subject : You were crazzzy last nite ! I can not believe I caught this on camera!!!!! Checkk it out!!
Rachael
June 8
--->CLICK ME<------*
Mike
June 8 What is this a link to?!
Rachael
June 9
I have NO idea my facebook sent it out! I must have an FTD.
Mike
June 9
You have an FTD!? Ewwww. oh well! it wouldnt be the first disease you gave me!
*Denotes the FTD link
Rachael
June 8
--->CLICK ME<------*
Mike
June 8 What is this a link to?!
Rachael
June 9
I have NO idea my facebook sent it out! I must have an FTD.
Mike
June 9
You have an FTD!? Ewwww. oh well! it wouldnt be the first disease you gave me!
*Denotes the FTD link
by MongHey June 9, 2009

(n) A form of copypasta seen on Facebook. Acronym stands for Facebook Transmitted Disease. For most of them, their only purpose is to travel from wall to wall, replicating itself. Occasionally they will have a legitimate reason for existence, such as Breast Cancer Awareness week, and afterwards will continue to circulate long after the event they were promoting passed up.
by Chuck Butts January 20, 2011

by solojockey June 25, 2009

Foreplay Transmitted Disease. Similar to an STD, but the particular disease is transmitted via simple foreplay.
Guy #1 "Dude Dom's in the hospital!"
Guy #2 "Why man what happened?"
Guy #1 "He went and got an FTD! He was messing around with that skank that he met in the club and he caught an herpes off of her... all she did was touch his cock!"
Guy #2 "Why man what happened?"
Guy #1 "He went and got an FTD! He was messing around with that skank that he met in the club and he caught an herpes off of her... all she did was touch his cock!"
by MakaveLee July 20, 2007
