Fruities

Aussie Bloke slang for fruit beer or a Vodka Cruiser

Johno and I are getting a carton of the pom pom fruities tonight

by Bosg_acog January 1, 2021

fruitstamp

the best tiktok account in the world , i fucking love their anime content.

Person 1: "do you know who fruitstamp is ?"
Person 2: " FUCK YEAH THEY'RE MY MUTUAL"

*person 1 and 2 aggressively make out*

by bakabean April 15, 2021

fruitystick

Fruitystick is an Instagram meme page run by the admin “Lili” who has many times expressed psychotic and self destructive behaviours. Fruitystick, a username chosen to represent her queer behaviour although being homophobic.

Their content mainly consists of hating on things she does not like and only posts the most funny, mentally ill pilled posts, many of which consist of showing how her fellow meme page admins are just as insane as them.

Commonly known to have escaped the psych ward according to ninasayersapologist, she owns her mental illness, NOT breaking down online or become inconsistent with their posts.

Did you see Fruitystick’s new post???

Yes omg they’re literally insane like who does that…

by fruitystick September 2, 2021

fruitosterous

a severe illness, causing the person suffering it to be a homosexual.

person 1: "oh owen i heard you got diagnosed with fruitosterous a few days ago? you doing okay man?"
person 2: "no i'm gay.'

by milfsarehot444 November 10, 2021

fruitosterous

a severe illness, causing someone to be a homosexual. most gay people are diagnosed with fruitosterous.

person 1: "oh hey owen, i have heard you have been diagnosed with fruitosterous a few days ago? you okay man?"
person 2: "no i'm gay."

by milfsarehot444 November 10, 2021

FruitMescudi

A chad homosexual, Lego military leader and humble man. Always turns down women due to the fact that he is terribly scared of them. Simply is the most chad of them all, but also slightly retarded. Constantly glazes SharkMescudi as though he were his real father, even though he rides his dad.

"Hey you should go hit on that girl over there, she looks totally into you!"

"Nah man, I'm FruitMescudi, you know I can't let go of Papa Shark's leg.... Also I'm a closeted homosexual..."
"Hold on I’m shitting."

by sneezzy_1 April 26, 2024

FruitStalling

When you insert a large penetrable fruit inside another persons anus. Fucking a hole in the fruit causing maximum pleasure to both people. Fruits include small melons and oranges for beginners and watermelons for experts.

Best performed on fruits with no stone or pip in the middle, unless that’s your preference.

Hey bro, want to come fruitstalling with me and the boys later ?

by Fruitstaller2 January 17, 2026