When a guy inserts fruit into a girl's cooch and proceeds to eat her out while simultaneously eating the fruit.
Anthony: Yo, did you and Jamie have fun last night or what?
Conner: Yeah man, I gave that bitch a vagina fruit salad.
Conner: Yeah man, I gave that bitch a vagina fruit salad.
by pablothefish May 27, 2015
Get the Vagina Fruit Saladmug. The pressing of one's penis and scrotum against a pane of glass, forming the image of a banana and two cherries. The opposite of a pressed ham.
by Rossi September 18, 2003
Get the Pressed fruit saladmug. When a woman places pieces of pineapple (or other fruit) in her vagina and proceeds to queef vigorously into another woman's mouth.
by K-Noodle November 10, 2009
Get the Memphis Fruit Saladmug. A squashed fruit salad is created by tucking your cock and balls between your legs and pressing your butt and junk against a window/glass door.
by Kibosh January 8, 2008
Get the Squashed Fruit Saladmug. Bro 1: “Do you know what Karate Fruit Salad is?”
Bro 2: “No, what is it?”
Bro 1: “Here, I’ll show you”
Bro 2: “No, what is it?”
Bro 1: “Here, I’ll show you”
by Monkey Shagger May 5, 2020
Get the Karate Fruit Saladmug. by Kjahnke812 January 13, 2017
Get the Tossing Fruit saladmug. An interface or layout that has too many bright colors, often hideously contrasting for maximum eyestrain. Prevalent in MacOS and recently Windows XP that have extremely colorful menus and buttons. The term "angry fruit salad" refers to the fact that canned fruit salad often looked unnaturally colorful, almost neonlike. The sight of such a color jumble was then referred to as an angry fruit salad.
by Fluid May 28, 2004
Get the angry fruit saladmug.