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Flooding the Feed

When some asshole posts 50 pictures on Instagram simultaneously, forcing the rest of us to scroll for 20 minutes just to get past their crap.

Usually occurs because said asshole forgot that Facebook is where you go to upload full photo albums without hijacking everyone else's News Feed. Instagram neither supports nor condones this feature.

Proper Use: Upload an album of 50 to Facebook, pick the best 1 or 2 and put them on Instagram... then don't post for an hour.

Flooding the Feed is a serious violation, akin to being a horrible driver. Punishments include a technical foul, a possible fine, mass unfollowing, and frenemies talking shit behind your back.
Person #1: Why did you unfollow me on Instagram?

Person #2: Damn, 37 consecutive pics in 12 minutes?!? That's Flooding the Feed. Your 3rd offense gets you a lifetime ban. At least learn how to drip-feed that shit.
by francesermongo13 September 21, 2014
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flooding the cave

While in the midst of having sexual intercourse, the male thrusts deeply into the vagina or anus of their partner and halts. The male then concentrates on forcing out his urine through the end of his rock-hard penis and fills up the partner's body cavity with piping hot piss. The act usually brings the receiver to instant orgasm as the piss hits the G-spot or shoots in to massage a prostate. It is then recommended that the receiver bend over a drinking glass and let the urine (sometimes mixed with cum) trickle into the glass. Once refrigerated, this can make for a cool and refreshing treat on a hot summer day.
Thomas brought Jose to orgasm by providing Jose with a jet-stream of warm tinkle forcefully up his puckering anus and onto his wanting prostate. As the two were gathering Dixie cups to collect the tinkle in Jose's ass, both Thomas and Jose were glad that Thomas had engaged in flooding the cave of Jose's rectum.They would both sleep well tonight.
by ScottKensington August 16, 2012
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Frooming

The act of writing, drawing or creatively expressing yourself on paper while under the influence of marijuana (high).
Last night I was frooming and came up with a great new idea for a movie plot.

I froomed a fantastical land of magical wonder with colored pencils and sharpies.
by Special like me April 22, 2009
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Fast Fooding

After meansing (smoking marijuana) One would drive with his buddies to various fast food restaurants, usually more than one and munch down on some dank food.
Yo Adam man u wanna smoke this blunt and then go fast fooding?
by marky means July 8, 2009
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Flash Flooding

The Male-to-Female equivalent of a "Snowball". Wherein the Male partner spits a large amount of vaginal fluid (gathered through oral sex) into the Female partners mouth while kissing.
"So this guy sucked up all my pussy juice, and spit it into my mouth. I was like, What?! He was Flash Flooding me!!"
by Jettick Dussen August 21, 2011
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Flooding Dollars

Person who spends lavishly buying crap
Last week, I was into Flooding Dollars and now i don't have money to gift a Teddy for my Girl Friend.
by Moulish Rated - R Punk November 22, 2014
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internal flooding

When a person is raped savagely by numerous people in rapid succession, not giving any of the liquid life forced in their system a chance to drain. Causing a flood of man butter to backup and pool inside their body, before it escapes through another orifice.
Most hentai sex scenes end with internal flooding as the school girl is violated by numerous tentacles.
by Blackest Dragon October 11, 2013
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