ass fritter

a turd, also can be used to insult someone with turdlike qualities

Nobody likes him, he acts like such an ass fritter.

by itsmemike February 20, 2009

Popcorn Fritter

When you fill your mouth with popcorn to the point were you can not talk, and than proceed to give oral sex.

Jody gave me the best Popcorn Fritter last night, but i found my self peeing out kernels the next morning.

by Mood Strikes January 24, 2010

Frittered

Verb. The state of which an individual is extremely high on some form of mind altering substance but not outwardly displaying any sign of being completely burnt to others... until that individual attempts to make conversation or takes a stab at small talk...this attempt is not recieved well by others . At this point, people can make the correct judgement of that persons is throwed the f#ck off!! He seemed like he had his sh#t together until he openned his mouth and floods the room with ignorant and ill timed bits of nonsense that seemed to have no end. Thus he is frittered.

I couldnt tell lowell was frittered until he wouldnt shut the hell up talking all that irrelevant dumb sh#t.

by Fanny Fatter from Frittersvill April 25, 2019

Fritter

Noun.
Genreal insult for someone making a fool of themselves or doing something embarrassing.

"You are such a fritter."

by PossumP April 30, 2010

FRITTERING

The sexual act of shoving a deep fried pastry, commonly named a fritter, up into the vaginal orifice of a female, and the subsequent act of eating the pastry from the vagina.

All I can think about at this donut shop is going home and frittering you.

by battlecat316 September 1, 2013

neck fritter

The fat rolls on the back of a fat persons neck.

Man the fat dude has half a dozen neck fritters.

by lthuckster August 3, 2007

spam fritter

n.

Rhyming-slang: spam fritter = shitter

The viscous tube, rear-mounted on most primates, from which poo emerges.

Oh, me piles are murder; i'm spending half me day rubbing ointment all over me spam fritter.

by bimpy January 19, 2004