Your cat sits on your french fries making them ass fries. You then give them to your failure of a husband who gleefully eats the ass fries.
by Gonads Johnson July 3, 2018
Get the Ass Fries mug.the day where you post all your fake ass friends either with or without a description on why they fake on they photo or go up to them and tell em they a fake ass friend
by yeah i make the best days November 8, 2021
Get the Fake Ass Friend Day mug.A sex move were the female partner insert's (any brand) fries down her rectum and proceeds to thrust them out smothering the fries in fecal matter, once this act is complete the male partner will consume the fries sexually for females sick pleasure.
this sexual act is rare and has multiple health risks if proceeded.
this act can be done by any gender regardless of each side being straight or not.
this is a form of domination pleasure.
your doctor is guaranteed to say something along the lines of: "what the fuck!?, DONT DO THIS!"
this sexual act is rare and has multiple health risks if proceeded.
this act can be done by any gender regardless of each side being straight or not.
this is a form of domination pleasure.
your doctor is guaranteed to say something along the lines of: "what the fuck!?, DONT DO THIS!"
"She said she wanted to try the American ass fries with me, I cant wait to dominated by my mistress"
by A mentally ill person February 16, 2022
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Get the fake ass friend mug.They drink psl (pumpkin spice lattes), they act innocent but are freaks, they do yoga and go to jamberry parties.....
Aka: basic ass mom biotches
Aka: basic ass mom biotches
Ex: Since I cried, do you want to go have brunch, because my life is sad and meaningless basic ass mom friend
by Sarahpaige October 26, 2017
Get the basic ass mom friend mug.Send an ass pick to your male friend day, is when a female sends a booty picture to a Male friend they feel comfortable around.
This event happens on the 6th of every month.
This event happens on the 6th of every month.
Female: " Happy Send an ass pick to your male friend day." *sends booty pic*
Male: 0_0
Female: "Enjoy"
Male: 0_0
Female: "Enjoy"
by Demented basterd April 5, 2021
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