Flatulent Bastard

A person that farts so much as to be labeled with the preceding title. Also, an illegitamate child that just farts a lot.

That guy in the corner is a real Flatulent Bastard!

by Boomerang Weiner January 13, 2007

Flatulent Fluff

A word used by vocabulary nazis, meaning the act of fluffing a pillow with flatulence so that the person about to sleep will lay their head down and smell ass.

Man 1 says, "I'm about to go to bed."
Man 2 runs ahead of Man 2 and hits Man 1's pillow with the flatulent fluff.
Man 1 goes to bed and as soon as he puts his head down, he says, "Ewwwww. Why the hell does my pillow smell like ass?!?!"
Man 2 laughs.

by Ticonderoga April 19, 2006

flabulent

Adj. Of fat flesh, to make a farting noise. See flabulence.

She shifted uncomfortably, her flabulent buttocks blupping gracelessly on the smooth seat of her molded plastic toadstool hoverchair.

by GlenCallenderUFA June 17, 2009

crapulent

Having the aura or quality of crap about it; worthless, full of crap in the metaphorical sense.

"Don't try to sell me on any more of your crapulent notions."

by Nicholas December 21, 2002

fratulence

the frightening farts that come after a night of frat party excesses. These will approach suicide and homicide if performed in a small space without enough air exchange.

I barely escaped with my life and lungs intact after Bobby's fratulence down in the laundry. At least, thank God, I can't smell anything anymore.

by cognomen February 21, 2009

entirely fraudulent

.see Jesus (the real definition)

"The Bible is an entirely fraudulent document, any similarities between characters in this book and real life are purely coincidence and the author takes no responsibility for any similarity"

by ulises May 22, 2004

fraudulent footlong

a loot long wang thats been modified to equal a foot, usually by an extension, vacuum pump, or pills. etc.

girl 1: damn look at that cock on that white guy
Girl 2: nah that aint big hes got a fraudulent footlong

by The deal man May 20, 2009