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Ben Folds glasses

1) Nerdy spectacles with thick black frames, sometimes held together by tape, like the glasses favored by nerd rock icon Ben Folds. Required dress for nerds, hipsters, nerdy hipsters, and hipster nerds.

2) Any nerdy eyewear worn for ironic effect
Person 1: What should I wear with my Ben Folds glasses to the concert tonight?
Person 2: How bout a geeky t shirt?

Girls always make passes when you wear Ben Folds glasses.
by rockindasuburbs May 11, 2010
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tender folds

Look at those wonderful tender folds.
by TenderFoldsUSA November 8, 2008
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Bacon folds

When the inside lips of female genitalia are unusually long and/or saggy.

Usually associated with slags or fat people.
1) Steph, your skirt is so short, I can see your bacon folds dangling out of the bottom.

2) Bitch, I can't find your hole, your bacon folds are covering your vagina.
by Keyboard Warrior July 28, 2012
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meat folds

The lower layer of stomach flab that obscures the vision of one's genitals....meat
My meat folds are so big, I forgot what gender I am
by supahjustin February 12, 2015
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Foulsty

Foul + Nasty together --> Foulsty
Helen farts and it smells like rotten eggs. That's Foulsty !
by Jennifer Chiu December 23, 2005
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folds

The overlapping rolls of fat on an obese person.
I put a peanut on my stomach and when I sat down it disappeared between my folds.
by Maia M. April 21, 2006
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Street Folds

A method for drug dealers to fold money so they can take money out of a wallet or pocket without taking their eyes off the junkie or the merchandise.


Keep the $1 bill flat and unfolded.

Fold the $5 bill in half crosswise (with the short ends together).

Fold the $10 bill in half lengthwise (with the long sides together).

Fold the $20 bill like a $10 bill lengthwise, and then in half again crosswise, like the $5 bill
During the stop, a K9 unit alerted to the presence of narcotics in M’s vehicle. It was searched and deputies found crack cocaine in the ashtray. They also found large sums of money in both the vehicle and M’s wallet, arranged in “street folds,” a way that drug dealers maintain separate denominations.
by psuedon July 31, 2013
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