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festering

to be fat greasy harry and have a tendency to wallow around in day old potato chips and pizza crusts.
i havent had a shower in a week ive just been festering around the house.
by smethan December 27, 2007
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Jack Fotheringham

A young Scottish celebrity known for his fun-loving attitude and boisterous behaviour. Jack is from a small town near St Andrews, on the East coast of Scotland.

Fotheringham is known as something of a lady-killer. He attended Merchiston Castle School in Edinburgh until 2008, when he was expelled for misbehaviour. In his career at the school, although being known as a fine character, was involved in several incidents leading to multiple suspensions.

Jack is known to frequent the St Andrews scene and is often featured in the press for his exploits with co-conspirators Grace, Broodie, and 'Fatty-Boland'.
"I love Jack Fotheringham, although, from what I read of him, he can be rather a posh pompous twat!"
by Andrew XY January 14, 2008
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festering vaginal blood fart

The sound made when a woman who is having her period and has not washed in several days; has sex with a large man which causes a pussy fart.
I was fucking Linda last night when she blasted me with a chunky festering vaginal blood fart and man did it smell.
by smokin_oil December 7, 2009
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footering

someone who fucks around with your things. Lookin in places they aint meant to be lookin. Using stuff they aint meant to be using. Touching stuff they aint meant to be touching. Sometimes stealthily.
Don't go footering around with none o that shit that don't be concerning ya.
by Loveheart March 28, 2005
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Folgering

The act of doing somthing right when you wake up that makes such an action the best part of your day
Dude, i woke up and jerked it

i was totally folgering
by The moshia February 22, 2010
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fosterage

Pictures, stories, etc. concerning Dr. Gillian Foster (played by Kelli Williams) from the tv show Lie to Me. The phrase was coined by Tim Roth (who plays Dr. Cal Lightman on the show) and first appeared on his twitter.
Here's a little fosterage for you.
by Vero_aloe January 24, 2011
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Bostering

Verb. When a person is both bothering you and bossing you around they are said to be bostering.

The word is derived from the contraction of these two characteristics. Originally used as a mode by which attractive, cute women could steal an extra half hour in bed.
M: You need to get out of bed right now!
L: Stop bostering me... *roll over* *snore*
by MCBW June 3, 2012
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