for shit sakes

An expression of total discussed in someone as to why they cannot do something, and you feel as if they can at least do it for the sake of a piece of shit if nothing else at all matters.

Dad: Son, please take out the trash for your mother.
Son: But why? It is not like I have to do what you say and you can’t make me!
Dad: Well for shit sakes, you could at least do something around the house every now and then!

by Billy BullSchitter August 5, 2016

fortshite

fortshite means how shit fortnite is ( an another word for fortnite )

Friend A - What do you call Fortnite?
Friend B - Fortshite

by thesuitelifeonbeck December 2, 2020

forshizzle my nizzle

a clever way to say yes using more syllabelles along with more izzles. Praise the modern ingenuity of some people.

Kid: Can we go see Wedding Crashers
Parent: Forshizzle my Nizzle but only if it's a matinee.

by b to the rizzle March 22, 2007

foxshit

Right-wing propaganda presented as a fair and balanced perspective on current events

The conspiracy theory that’s going around about the impeachment inquiry is pure foxshit.

by paulmetto November 19, 2019

go for shit

go for it.

go for the worst and expect the best outcome

should i go flirt with that girl ??

"go for shit dude!"

by imafuckwitchu July 8, 2020

Holy fucking shit there are too many definitions for shit

YTF R THERE SO MANY DEFINITIONS FOR SHIT?????????? WHY??????????? HM???????

Holy fucking shit there are too many definitions for shit..... Why?!?!??
...........
*promptly dies*
Mother: Son, are you okay?
Sister: Yeah, he'll be fine, he's just sleeping.
Mother: ok.
Sister: *slips knife into his heart to make sure he stays dead*
Father: *notices*
Father: Holy fucking shit! What happened? WHO KILLED HIM? HMMM??????!?!?
Sister: He was probably depressed and killed himself, a lot of people do that these days. I don't know why. Dibs on his savings and allowance!
Father: WE HAVEN'T EVEN EATEN DINNER YET, YOU MOTHERFUCKER! NOT YET!
Mother: Honey! Calm down!

Father: *faints*
Mother and Sister: *goes on eating dinner silently, ignore both of the bodies.*

by PORGSSSS May 10, 2023

foreshitowing

That feeling you get before you have to take a major shit, letting you know that extreme digestive discomfort is on it's way.

"Man, I'm getting some bad foreshitowing from that chinese buffet. I'm gonna wreck that toilet."

by Denryuu7777 December 9, 2008