follicular fondling

The act of getting your played with whether by a professional, loved one or friend.

Another, more intimate, word for hair action

I'm going to the hairdresser's for some follicular fondling.

by TheHairGoddess October 4, 2010

iPad Fondling

When someone repeatedly opens and closes their ipads smart cover, so you hear a constant close and locking sound.

Person 1: Did you hear Jane iPad fondling at the party last night?

Person 2: Yeah it was so annoying!

by IPad Fondler September 11, 2011

Freedom Fondling

Giving a hanjob while wearing a make America great again hat and an American flag as a cape

Kevin: ”what you do with her last night”
Andrew: ”got a freedom fondling from that girl...make sex great again!”

by Make-sex-great-again April 6, 2019

Foodling

A rare mystic beast who has an dribbling passion for good food! Especially fresh and local produce. A human who will go to great lengths to provide the best locally sourced meal to his mouth watering enclave. Much like Jesus feeding the 5000 with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish, a Foodling performs miracles when in close proximity to good food!

"Look at that Foodling rumbling through the farmers market..."
"Where, Where? I've never seen one in real life"
"Oh it dissapeared but you know the meal is going to be legendary!"

by JoshBen March 21, 2019

Fordinfly

To pee vigorously with great agression and inaccurracy

Dude, just go fordinfly in all over the bed

by Steven December 27, 2004

Fording

When an older man flirts with a younger girl and gets no where.

Common example when a senior flirts with a freshmen and gets rejected. (In High school)

Hey Mitch is johnny fording again?

Yup that man is never gonna get laid

by Goatsmilk November 11, 2009

Belly button fondling

When someone takes their finger and wiggles it around your belly button for an awkward sensation. Sometimes can be a turn on if you are into that kind of thing.

Carter was belly button fondling Faith who stared in horror at her stomach and looked away.

by Sheldaflamer November 7, 2017