For real banana peel

An expression used in a situation to infer that one is as serious as a heart attack, but in a banana peely way.

Saira: wow! For real? Did you really tongue kiss Matt Damon?!

Joey: For real banana peel!!!

For real banana peel by aerdu May 28, 2013

For real my g homie ain't know wass poppin dawg like on god on momma on crip on blood on gang! 

I wish I knew, sorry young one

A white gang member - "Ayy Jamal the nigga for real tho"
Jamal - "For real my g homie ain't know wass poppin dawg like on god on momma on crip on blood on gang!"

For real my g homie ain't know wass poppin dawg like on god on momma on crip on blood on gang! by Am I black? December 1, 2020

FOR REAL! 

The only word that comes out of the man, who says other wise when triggering ‘Scientific Panther of the meat’ and ‘wannabe talking cat.’

Haremfucker249/chad society joker:”I just realised That you saying ‘For real’ makes no sense with context ,or without context, and I researched Your mother threw in and threw out. Now you may call me “Scientist of Anatomy and Physiology of the 69th”
RYUJI: “FOR REAL;)”
RYUJI: “WAIT U- FOr ReAL”

RYUJI: “for reAl ;(“
Scientist of Anatomy and Physiology of the 69th: “FOR REAL! ;)”

FOR REAL! by Arsenal Ass as Anal And Angel October 6, 2019

Deez Nutz For Real 

A variation of Deez Nutz of people who appreciate the original joke and know it isn't originally from the vine of "Deez Nutz Got eem!" For those who don't know. The phrase was used, but became popular in Dr Dre's first solo album The Chronic (1993). In which there was a song entitled "Deez Nutz" was featured. In which the intro features Dre's half brother Warren G tell a Deez Nutz joke. Also "Got Eem" comes from the same album on the track "F*ck Wit Dre Day (And Everybody Is Celebrating". Now the world knows the truth.

Steven: "Hey dude guess what? ... Deez Nutz! Ha Got eem!"

Josh: "Man you don't know Deez Nutz For Real so shut your mouth!"

Deez Nutz For Real by TheyCallMeBoBo August 10, 2016

Are you being for real? 

Another way of saying are you being serious?, or are you being really serious, used commonly in a question to ask someone if they're being serious about something or someone. Are you being for real? is commonly also used if they're in shock about something or an situation.

"Are you being for real or are you acting dumb?"

"Are you being for real or are you just acting stupid?"

"Louis are you being for real right now or not?"

"Seriously are you being for real?"

"Are you being for real I don't believe you,

Yes I am being for real"

Are you being for real? by Testerpmi July 12, 2022

for real no shit 

the opening line to and first indication of a completely fabricated story, usually loosely based on fact. Often told by submariners.

For real no shit, this guy I once knew fell into shaft alley and lost his leg to the bilge monster.

for real no shit by message_tied_to_a_brick May 26, 2004

For real this time 

The response you’ll get from your fagalicious, lame-ass friend when you call him out on his habitual moving habit, his frequent magic trick of texting, then dropping his phone and running away and for being bottoms up when ya just really need your Cpt WhaleNuts.

Hey Jon, ya coming?
Yeah, Yeah, I’ll be over in 20 mins with whiskey and wings to get that fuel pump changed..for real this time!

For real this time by Chugglenuts January 12, 2019