by ItsAFrogsLife June 23, 2009
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Sitting on the toilet in a position of a frog, trying to squat out a turd.
Sitting on the toilet in a position of a frog, trying to squat out a turd.
He's been in there for ages!
I know, I bet he's doing a frogling squat.
Someone light a match in here.
Sorry, had a frogling squat.
I know, I bet he's doing a frogling squat.
Someone light a match in here.
Sorry, had a frogling squat.
by Frog Turd December 15, 2009
Get the Frogling Squat mug.by ogcleary March 7, 2020
Get the Fogling mug.Sometimes you have to fool the fool who thinks he's fooling you but you fool him into thinking you are fooling him into thinking he fooled you because you are not fooling him and he is.
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Shrek: I'm emo and guess what?
Sometimes you have to fool the fool who thinks he's fooling you but you fool him into thinking you are fooling him into thinking he fooled you because you are not fooling him and he is.
See? I'm so deep. I'm fooling the fool.
Sometimes you have to fool the fool who thinks he's fooling you but you fool him into thinking you are fooling him into thinking he fooled you because you are not fooling him and he is.
See? I'm so deep. I'm fooling the fool.
by oiwedoeurh February 6, 2023
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Get the Foggling mug.Foggling (verb)
Pronunciation: /FOG-uhl-ing/
Definition:
A traditional English ceremony performed at the beginning of certain music conferences (especially the pretentious ones). Involves covering large bells in felt to “soften the tone and calm the spirit”, by striking them with a ceremonial object—traditionally a large wooden spoon later used used to stir the conference porridge.
Etymology:
Derived from Old French foglet — a participle meaning “to address the resonance,”
Pronunciation: /FOG-uhl-ing/
Definition:
A traditional English ceremony performed at the beginning of certain music conferences (especially the pretentious ones). Involves covering large bells in felt to “soften the tone and calm the spirit”, by striking them with a ceremonial object—traditionally a large wooden spoon later used used to stir the conference porridge.
Etymology:
Derived from Old French foglet — a participle meaning “to address the resonance,”
“Bruv, we’re running late—have they foggled yet?”
“The keynote was good, but the foggling ceremony went on for 45 minutes and I think I saw a man weep.”
“The keynote was good, but the foggling ceremony went on for 45 minutes and I think I saw a man weep.”
by The foggler November 6, 2025
Get the Foggling mug.An act by which hope is given to the "goose" or "goosey" as is known in most cultures, and subsequently hope is stripped away when it becomes apparent that a lie has been concocted by which to "fool the goose". The bigger and more elaborate the lie, the more the goose has been fooled.
"Mate, got tickets to see the Spice Girls tonight, wanna come?"
"Yeah mate, i'll go get dressed now!"
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaah, I'm the master of goose fooling!"
(sub-par goose fooling)
"Yeah mate, i'll go get dressed now!"
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaah, I'm the master of goose fooling!"
(sub-par goose fooling)
by Razorfin October 18, 2011
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