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Foodlegurd

A tiny sponge used on the end of a small stick to extract the semen from ones belly button after a masterbation accident.
''someone pass me that foodlegurd, your mum just walked past''
"ah damn, i wish i had a foodlegurd yesterday, my belly button has turned green."
by STEAKPISTOL July 13, 2009
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foodget

1. A powerful emotion most commonly felt by males, creating the urge to run and find food, preferably hunted.

2.The act of suddenly going to find food out of sudden impulse
1. "I was watching boy meets grill, and i suddenly felt foodget, so i went and made a manwich

2. "Man, did you see that guy jumo out the window and run into the forest with a knife?"
"Ya, he's going to foodget"
by Hasher May 11, 2009
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Foodfeint

An egocentric tactic to increase one's chances of securing more food.

Inspiering constraint from overeating by appealing to conformity. Eg. by verbally announcing one's own intention to stop eating while helping oneself to a proclaimed last serving. Well knowing this to increase once chances of reaping yet another serving later on
Gorge noticed that the delicious buffet he so badly wanted for himself was almost empty. He figured out a cunning foodfeint
by Ratzeputz January 13, 2019
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foodementary

The description of food when the culinary expectation is very high, but the result is average.
I went to Tetsuyas and the third dish was foodementary.
by Jeremygoose October 24, 2020
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Junk Foodie

Someone with a deep passion for food, but only junk food.
“Hey, do you want some broccoli, I know you like food!”
“Nah man, I’m a junk foodie, I only love junk food.”
by Junk.Foodie July 7, 2018
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foodness

Why werent you there?
...Foodness.
by Anonymous May 28, 2003
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foode

A first order ordinary differential equation - that is, an equation that relates a function of one variable and it's first derivative in some way.
"Why Elwood, how do I find the solution to dy/dx = y/x?"

"Well that's a simple matter, Eleanor, though I know not why a woman such as yourself would have an interest in maths. That is an example of a separable first order ordinary differential equation, or separable FOODE. Rearrange to get (1/y)dy = (1/x)dx, and integrate both sides to get lny = lnx + c. You may then solve for y, yielding y = xexp(c), where c is an arbitrary constant of integration. Noting exp(c) is itself an arbitrary constant, you may simplify to y = kx. So dy/dx in that differential equation is the derivative of any straight line that passes through the origin."

"Gadzooks! It is far more elementary than I at first had imagined. Now let us get in this motor coach and ride blissfully towards the sunset."
by Ancestral January 8, 2010
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