by marianne&ginger January 11, 2009

An extremely flexible, magic word that exists in nearly every part of speech. It can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, and adverb. Typically used in a positive light where the word “fuck” is typically used in a negative light.
Antonym: Fuck “Many an emotion is found between a fuck and a foob.”
Noun: “I give a big foob about the environment!” “That foober in line ahead of us just paid for our coffees!”
Verb: (To cuddle) “Honey, when we get home I could use some serious foob time.”
Adjective: “Damn beautiful! That foobing sky is so clear and blue!”
Adverb: “First place! I foobing ran that race!”
All the above: “You foobing foobed my foobin' cat! You said you hated cats, you foobing foob!!!”
Noun: “I give a big foob about the environment!” “That foober in line ahead of us just paid for our coffees!”
Verb: (To cuddle) “Honey, when we get home I could use some serious foob time.”
Adjective: “Damn beautiful! That foobing sky is so clear and blue!”
Adverb: “First place! I foobing ran that race!”
All the above: “You foobing foobed my foobin' cat! You said you hated cats, you foobing foob!!!”
by Joker Johnny April 15, 2021

Foobs are really, really, fat boobs, belonging to girls who are fat, commonly with girls who also have flub. Many of these girls love to wear tank tops three sizes too small, and hang out their foobs. Don't be fooled: Not all fat girls do this: just the ones who think they can get away with it.
by *~skinnybitchLEIKOMG*~ February 26, 2007

Boobs that aren't actual boobs and just look like it because they are fat. Its a hybrid word for fat boobs. The term can be used for both men and women.
by urbancow May 29, 2016

when large-chested ladies drop food on their boobs and/or lean over a plate of food and put their boob in it on accident.
"Dude, whats that on your shirt?"
"The sour cream was piled high, i reached for a napkin and foobed myself."
"The sour cream was piled high, i reached for a napkin and foobed myself."
by marybee February 29, 2008

1: Combination of foolish and noob (newbie). Insulting term used to convey inexperience and idiocy.
2: Conjuncative of "fucking noob". Insulting term used to scorn inexperience. Usually used in competative games.
3: Combination of fool and boob. Used to denote foolish behaviour.
4: Fat boobs. Nuff said.
2: Conjuncative of "fucking noob". Insulting term used to scorn inexperience. Usually used in competative games.
3: Combination of fool and boob. Used to denote foolish behaviour.
4: Fat boobs. Nuff said.
1:"Man you're such a foob."
2:"You Goddam Foob! You made me lose a point!"
3:"Don't be such a foob."
4:"Mmmm bouncy foobs."
2:"You Goddam Foob! You made me lose a point!"
3:"Don't be such a foob."
4:"Mmmm bouncy foobs."
by The_Gremlin November 14, 2007

1)a Fucking noob
by gLeNN&FeRFer February 18, 2010
