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K-Vegas Fetus Fondler

The act of extending one's hand as far as possible up the vagina of a pregnant woman for her pleasure and in the process accidentally or purposely tickling the unborn child.
Bro A: "Dude I was fisting my pregnant slampiece last night and I felt something really sketch."

Bro B: "Ah shit man looks like you pulled a K-Vegas Fetus Fondler on her ass!"
by ScissorMeXerxes December 13, 2010
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Fuck Fondler

Someone who shows up to a public lemon party dressed in a rubber panda mascot outfit. Attempting to hold the hands of EVERYONE in the room while making eye contact. Humming something written by the beach boys, slowly working their hands towards any/every orifice that is closest. Oddly smelling of six week old fish mayo.
Ain't getting the smell of a Fuck Fondler out of your carpet.
by ImMrMeeseeks November 29, 2018
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Foot fondler

This phrase refers to someone who is sexualy stimulated by feet and therefore may fondle with there sexual parters feet

Foot fondling or a foot fetish is something 5hat can be labelled under the umbrella term kinks
Broo Simon creeps me out he loves feet he is such a foot fondler
by Fannyfiddler2.0 January 4, 2022
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taint fondler

Man I was at the movies watching jerking off when a taint fondler fondled my taint
by theassman May 7, 2018
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Flint sausage fondler

When your girl sticks a raw Koegel sausage in your butthole and wiggles it around until you orgasm. The acidity will make your ass feel like it's on fire but it's worth it if you can handle it because your ass will go numb and you will nut harder. The name derives from Flint, Michigan where there is a Koegel Sausage billboard right on I-75 near where all the roads are stacked on top of each other. If you've driven through Flint, you know what I'm talking about.
Ron: "My girl and I were getting kinky and she gave me the flint sausage fondler. DAMN I haven't felt that good in a long time."
by HouCou2003 November 3, 2022
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Butthole Fondler

one who fondles with thebutthole

Yve's is totally an butthole fondler, he fondeled with Jarich's anus all night long, causing a pink sock
by Pinky in da stinky November 28, 2018
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