The act of extending one's hand as far as possible up the vagina of a pregnant woman for her pleasure and in the process accidentally or purposely tickling the unborn child.
Bro A: "Dude I was fisting my pregnant slampiece last night and I felt something really sketch."
Bro B: "Ah shit man looks like you pulled a K-Vegas Fetus Fondler on her ass!"
Bro B: "Ah shit man looks like you pulled a K-Vegas Fetus Fondler on her ass!"
by ScissorMeXerxes December 11, 2010
by theassman February 18, 2018
Yeah I heard he's going to the rodent fondler event downtown. Apparently Donald trump is hosting it.
by butterballz August 17, 2022
Someone who shows up to a public lemon party dressed in a rubber panda mascot outfit. Attempting to hold the hands of EVERYONE in the room while making eye contact. Humming something written by the beach boys, slowly working their hands towards any/every orifice that is closest. Oddly smelling of six week old fish mayo.
by ImMrMeeseeks November 29, 2018
A notorious criminal who caused mayhem in southeast Texas throughout the 1970s. The Ball Fondler was known to violently grab the sack of men in the greater Houston area, and disappear without a trace. His victims were usually men who were wearing short, baggy clothing, with easier access to the victim’s plums. With no motive, no leads, and no suspects, the ball fondler was never caught, and remains on the run to this day
Dude, you better take off those baggy shorts before we get to Houston, the Texas ball fondler might get you
by Overknown April 01, 2024
This phrase refers to someone who is sexualy stimulated by feet and therefore may fondle with there sexual parters feet
Foot fondling or a foot fetish is something 5hat can be labelled under the umbrella term kinks
Foot fondling or a foot fetish is something 5hat can be labelled under the umbrella term kinks
by Fannyfiddler2.0 January 04, 2022
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by InterpersonalCommunication February 22, 2025