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folston

A negative person. They will argue about every little thing. If u know a folston please don't hang out with this person
Folston stfu
I will slap tf out of u
by koolaid.kidd12345 November 15, 2014
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folsom baby

How'd you get pregnant while you're locked up?

Girl! This is a folsom baby.
by SmugOrchid May 1, 2016
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folstaken

The best roblox player in the world. He has a YT channel with 100+ subs: youtube.com/c/Crxze
Everyone loves folstaken.
Everyone: "We love you folstaken"
folstaken: "aweee thanks"
by IDontHaveAUse January 10, 2018
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Folsom

A good town if you have a family. Don’t move here if you’re younger looking for night life. There’s a few type of people in this town
Guy 1 “have you ever been to Folsom?”

Guy 2 yeah man it’s cool but I wouldn’t live there”

Guy 1 “but I want to live like a degenerate, drink my life away, and think I’m sick”

Guy2 “you should move there”
by Silker September 13, 2022
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Folsom

A white suburban town.

Older folks like to think Jesus sent Trump to save America, and rant in the Facebook Folsom group about third CFA order being wrong.

The Bay Area snobs think their shit doesn’t stink. They have trophy wives and breed entitled douches and slutty, drama filled kids that egos run off parents money.

The 30 years olds that never left here thinks they’re “hard” because they sold a pound of weed in high school, they usually are alcoholics, the girls are prego.

Then you have the small town girls thinking they’re all that because they talked a lonely old sap into buying them tits, hand bags, and shitty bleached hair.

Over all this place isn’t that bad the lake is fun, the nigh life isn’t great but it cuts the stress from the week, Tahoe/ coast isn’t that far. I wouldn’t move her unless you’re raising a family
Guy 1 “ I’m trying to throw my life away, get hoes, get my bag up, and be the next Dan bilzerian”

Guy2 “move to Folsom man you’ll love it”

Guy1 “bro it’s lit bro let’s go bro, want to make a tik tok?

Guy2”aren’t you 35 working a minimum wage job?”
by Silker September 13, 2022
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Folst

verb

1. To deliberately simulate sleep in order to avoid confrontation

2. To enter “strategic unconsciousness.”
“Turn off the TV, my mom’s coming upstairs, everybody folst.”

“My roommate asked who finished the milk and I folsted on the couch mid sentence.”

“Grandma said it was time for family photos and my little cousin folsted standing up.”
by Gramatical Man February 24, 2026
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Kris Folsom

Zach: Hey bro! Why did you lose your job today?
Conner: because I totally got caught trying to Kris Folsom!
Zach: Thats fucked up!
by Bluedevil84 August 16, 2021
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