focker

'focker' or 'fock off' or 'fock you' is what chavs say instead of fuck. Their mentality is that of a two year old and their speech has not yet developed.
see also goff

chav-'oh you, fockin mosh 'ead goff, get out my fockin way you focker, or i is gonna bang you ou'.

Normal dude-sorry, dont speak that language, try english, eh?

chav-donts' be cheeky now, or ils' bang you out like, innit?

Normal dude-what did you say you were in?

chav-come on then

*normal dude walks off*

chav-sholid, yah, innit bhled that wo' i fort.

by *killer doll* December 4, 2007

mother focker

A way of saying mother fucker in a pot bellied hill billy way .

That hill billy derek always says mother foocker instead of mother fucker so we always laugh our asses of when he says it .

by paul k. July 7, 2004

focker out

to be very deeply asleep, or out cold

"i'm so tired! as soon as i hit the hay ill be focker out"

"he was focker out by 9 pm, mustve been tired as fuck!"

by sleepybill August 1, 2009

Gay Focker

Character in Meet The Parents

Definition......

by Lalala June 16, 2003

along came something about the royal focker's envy for the dodgeballs of mystery men

If Ben Stiller did a movie with him playing every part, this would be the title.

Ben Stiller kicks ass.

by DaChazman February 14, 2005

hot focker

a right jolly shit directly on the face pertaining to preferential sexual tastes: aka - shit facial

The ladies always enjoy a hot focker after a good fuck.

by busted mule March 3, 2005

FOAKES

Flip Out And Kill Everyone Syndrome
Most people who have FOAKES are ninjas or pirates. FOAKES is a mind condition that makes people flip out and just kill everyone.

The Ninja with FOAkES, killed everyone just because some kid dropped a spoon.

by Dracoon May 8, 2005