by sebi10t November 02, 2022
No, it does not mean fuck me sideways. Nor does it mean fuck my school. It stands for Flight Management System. It’s what the pilots use to calculate weight and balance, performa- wait shit people did you really fucking define this as “fuck me sideways”? really? who says this? whoever wrote that, if you’re on my flight, i’m kicking you off and plugging one less passenger into the FMS.
“hey captain, i think we gotta do a max performance takeoff today still. what’s the FMS saying?”
“oh sorry, i was fucking a girl sideways, what were you saying?”
“oh sorry, i was fucking a girl sideways, what were you saying?”
by Slappdat October 02, 2019
by fiftynites July 11, 2008
fuck me sideways; saying you would rather be fucked sideways than whatever else is bothering you; this is a better option than the other
by -bibihj January 04, 2012
An online saying that stands for Fat Mexican. It isn't said very often and only the white people that know about it say it when they are playing in online games with Mexicans. Mexicans usually reply with "do you wanté an orangé?" or "Tu es una borradora del Domingo Républico de la quarté"
by Ngut July 17, 2006