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Flying Dutchman

Like a Dutch Oven only on a plane, anonymous, devious, and devastating.
The man in the row in front of me complained to the flight attendant about a rancid smell, a Flying Dutchman I cut loose, that was promptly blamed on a baby.
by The farting dutchman February 8, 2010
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The act of giving someone a dutch rudder whilst on an aeroplane.
Man i got the best " Flying Dutchman " on the flight over here
by Dan 123 November 6, 2011
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The act of having sex with a goose with its head in a dresser drawer, then when you climax, kicking the drawer shut with your feet, making the goose spasm uncontrollably as it dies.
by Rifleman556 January 19, 2008
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Flying Dutchman's Chair

The act of banging a chick while taking a shit. As in that terrible Norwegian movie "Dead Cold." This can be done with the women in the front cowgirl position or the rear cowgirl position. Or you can use your imagination to combine all the other sick depraved shit on this sight.
Hey dude my girlfriend is such a whore she totally gave me the Flying Dutchman's Chair...
by Charles SpiceyWeiner March 28, 2011
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it's where you drop a large hot steamy pile of shit onto her chest and then swam dive your ass cheeks onto her and smear it all over her, sexily!!
marsh was a fiend for the flying dutchman, so he asked brad to give it to him good!!
by johnny_blueballs April 9, 2005
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Its when you lube up someones asshole and then lube up your head and just take a running start and dive in.
I couldnt sit for weeks because of the flying dutchman ted gave me.
by Dominic22 April 14, 2006
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Term used for a guy who constantly circles the bar or nightclub trying to get a chick to talk or dance with him.
They sail around a lot but never come into port.
"That Flying Dutchman has hit on every girl in the bar and got turned down. Maybe he should stop trying so hard."
by justaguyinvegas June 9, 2007
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