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Gym-fluencer

A person who honestly believes that their physique is so inspirational that a video posted to social media would add any benefit to someone's life, whatsoever.
Sargent: Brock, I regret to inform you that you have been dishonorably discharged for smashing your whiskey bottle over Sebastian's head after watching his musical rendition of Rent.
Brock: Sarge! No! What am I going to do now?? I only have minimal education and no transferrable skills.

Sargent: Well, Brock... Have you looked into becoming a Gym-fluencer?
by 69Gmoney420 January 20, 2021
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Flunter

A girl who talks to you about sucking dick or have sex over texting,myspace, or aim but in real life when u meet them they'll say they were just playin.
John: You get dome at dat party?
Joe: nah dat bch didnt even show up. shes jsut a dam flunter
by Seiji Spencer November 18, 2009
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Vic Fuentes

the lead singer of the amazing band, 'pierce the veil'. he is absoloutley gorgeous and perfect in everyway. he has a lovely voice and can play guitar. he is in a wild affair with kellin quinn. they are madly in love. and they also have 3 ways with jaime preciado.okay
'oh my god did you see pierce the veil at warped tour?!'
'yes oh my god and vic fuentes looked amazing!'
'i got stomped on in a mosh pit and then jaime hugged me!!'
'woah man that's awful but awesome at the same time!!'
'fuck bitches. get money.'
by bewbzs July 26, 2012
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Vic Fuentes

Vic Fuentes is the singer in hit hard rock band "Pierce The Veil". If you want another definition for him, look up "sexy". He can steal your virginity with his voice.
"Omg! Look! It's Vic Fuentes!"
by AriadneLily April 4, 2015
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Dirty-Fuentes

The term "Dirty Fuentes" was created by ESPN fantasy expert and former Married with Children writer Mathew Berry. While thinking of past Dirty Sanchez's with co-star Nate Ravitz, he coined the phrase to describe an awful performance by a closer who still received a win or a save.

Brad Lidge gave up two home-runs but still received a save for last night’s game, giving him the Dirty-Fuentes.
Brad Lidge gave up two home-runs but still recieved a save for last nights game, giving him the Dirty-Fuentes.
by saltycubsfan June 26, 2010
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Dirty Fuentes

When a baseball closer comes into a game in a save situation, but does not finish the game without giving the other team a good chance of winning.
Brian Fuentes entered the bottom of the ninth with a 5-2 lead and put up a 'Dirty Fuentes'. He proceeded to walk two, gave up one hit, and two runs. Yet was able to close out the game and earn a save.
by jawone87 June 28, 2010
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sneezing fuentes

When a girl sneezes on your dick and you use the snot as lubrication to screw her in the ass.
Girl: What're you doing?
Boy: Sneeze on my dick, I'm gonna screw your ass. You know, a sneezing fuentes.
Girl: It's snot lubrication!
Boy: Yes it is!
by chez3makr May 4, 2010
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