flodger

A person who commits to something and doesnt show up and or bails at the last minute.

Mary is a complete flodger, and she flodged out on me. Seriously she just called and said she couldnt come over. What a flodge!

by UT fuckers February 14, 2005

Flood my basement

Seeing someone attractive and it makes you feel horny

"Girl I just saw Justin Bieber and I just about flood my basement"

by Meowmix June 4, 2015

Butt Flood

When a fat person is sitting on a small chair and their butt appears to be flooding over the edge. Sometimes refereed to as Floods or Levee chair

Holy Crap man did you see the butt flood on her, it is almost touching the ground !

by John Detlor May 22, 2007

flodge

the word flodge is a spelling derivation of the word flauge which is a shortened/slightly altered version of the word "camouflage".

the word gained popularity especially amongst american hiphop culture and is used mainly as a verb to describe someone lying, hiding, fronting or masking a truth or event.

flodge is often used as an alternate spelling of "flauge", as it is easier to pronounce. To those simply hearing the word, without knowing the origin (derived from camouflage) of the word, flodge proves to be a more logical spelling.

eg. 1

-sorry guys, i'm not going to be able to come to the game with you tonight because i have to stay home and do my homework.
-don't try to flodge! we all know you're just going to stay in and watch bullshit movies with your girlfriend.

eg. 2
-he said that someone broke into his house and stole all of the product, but i know for a fact that he's flodging.

eg.3
-tony is such a bullshitter. everything he says is total flodge.

eg.4

-man Waterworld was such a stupid movie. the entire premise was total flodge.

by dartmouthprescott November 18, 2009

Floodlikes

When someone floods your notifications with likes of your photos, wall posts, etc.

Thanks for the floodlikes, honey!

by Tochterlieber December 30, 2014

Floodgate Turd

The floodgate turd is a piece of poop which holds back a torrential flow of diarrhea that has built up in a persons colon. Visually similar to rushing water flowing through a dams floodgates.

Yesterday, I passed a Floodgate Turd and had an endless river of shit pour out of my asshole.

by Keegan_The_Cat January 5, 2013

Flash Flood Dump

When you don't want others in a public restroom to hear your explosive diarrhea. You pucker up and you flush the toilet at the same time while you dump everything you've got. The toilet flush tries to cover your ass blast noise. Also gets rid of some lingering diarrhea smells.

Girl 1: Honey, I had to dump so bad but the bathroom was full and I didn't want to be embarrassed so I had to pull a Flash Flood Dump.

Girl 2: Dang I know what you mean hun, last time I did that the toilet cut off before I could stop. It was embarrassing. :/

by The Manchester Molester December 6, 2014