Floris

Jesus Christ his Dick is so fucking huge and swoll Have you seen that i thing jesus fucking christ it’s enormous.

Me: What is up broth- OMG YOUR COCK IS OUT HOLY SHIT STEP-BRO IT’S HUGE. Wow, do you mind if I suck on it a little.
Floris: only if I can fuck you in the ass later bro.
Me: oh yes

by Fuckbody January 31, 2019

Floris

Someone who is not able to talk without it sounding like he is advertising something

‘Hey if you link that account to this website you get free games’ ‘shut up you floris’

by Chad_maisvikkel May 23, 2018

Florie

Florie is a flowerlike creature that has human behavior which mean they can walk run jump sprint and do other activities just like human. each Florie has its own unique ability that making them more special that normal human

1. They made this florie look cute and fluffy.

by Ɔooʞiɘꟼixɘlɒtɘb June 2, 2022

Floris

A guy with humor. He is very smart and a really good friend. He is very fanatic which annoyes people, but if yuo get to know him, he is actually very nice. He's handsome, but he uses his brain for good intentions.

Girl: Who's that?
Girl2: That's Floris

by RandomGirly4 December 22, 2021

Floris Floormat

Little emo that's addicted to genshin impact.

Omg karen is such a Floris Floormat

by thatarsonist December 29, 2021

Raj and Floris

Professional pizza makers

Tim: Raj and Floris are professional pizza makers

by Strahinja.Anton January 10, 2021

Flori-cal linear induction tube

This is a fantasy super high speed rail deep underground which makes it possible to travel from florida to california in 3 hours! The inspiration for this idea comes from donald fagens early '80s hit single "I gy this verse specifically: 'on that train all graphite and glitter under sea by rail 90 minutes from New York to Paris well by :76 we'll be a-ok! What a beautiful ❤️ world 🌎 this will be what a glorious. Time to be free!'

We caught the
Flori-cal linear induction tube at noon in Miami and 3 hours later we arrived in San Diego at noon local. We went to the zoo then caught a bite to eat at horton plaza and made it in time for an 8pm curtain at the San Diego Opera
It let out at 11pm so we made it back to the station for some drinks then we caught the 2am local flori-cal for a 3 hour ride back to Miami and arrived there at 8am local time!

by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021