Flame Retarded

Flame Re•Tard•Ed
Adjective

When your friends are being so highly retarded that you need a fire extinguisher to knock off their bullcrap.

Stupidity so painful that if feels as if you are on fire.

Hannah: “My hair is so brittle it will catch on fire from time to time”
Me: “Really? That’s weird, my hair’s pretty flame retardant”.
Makenzie: “Did you just say your hair is flame retarded?”
Me: “What? No I said flame retardant.”
Makenzie: “What?”
Me: “Why are you so flame retarded Makenzie??”

“People at this school are so flame retarded I swear, smh”.

I.E. Dhonny’s Harem

I.E. Hannah K. Keaton T. Campbell T. Leslie R. Makenzie H. Claudia R.

by Ski Mask For Life ❤️ February 14, 2019

flame shield

A fictional item. The term is sometimes used humorously on message boards when a user has just posted something (usually controversial) that runs the risk of instigating an argument/backlash, i.e. being flamed.

The purpose of the shield is therefore to 'protect' the person from any potential flames that may fly their way.

Person A: Lol final fantasy x sucks
Person B: ...I hope you brought your flame shield.

Person C: I honestly don't see why so many people like (insert popular game). IMO it has a tedious battle system, the difficulty is too easy, and the story is as clichéd as hell. Discuss. *holds up flame shield*

by Espiria September 1, 2008

flamehead

A slang term for firemen

Bob: Is Jim an EMT?
Rick: Nah, he's a flamehead.

by asodalsdkfafda October 6, 2006

Flamerod

One of the numerous disparaging terms for a homosexual male, more specifically those men who partake in a flame train.

Check out that Chad standing next to the bar, he's a total flamerod.

by Big Slick 456344 April 22, 2009

through the fire and flames

A song that did, in fact, exist before Guitar Hero 3

Guy 1: Have you heard that Dragonforce song Through the Fire and Flames?

Guy 2: LOLO I can totally beat it on medium!

Guy 1: What about Revolution Deathsquad?

Guy 2: Who?

by stewieswan May 1, 2009

small flames

A hip word for appetizers. Small plates or large plates? Nah bro, we got some small flames over here.

Dinner is so overrated. Let’s go bar hopping, and grab some small flames at each stop.

by woke_qwerty June 20, 2019

Filomena

Usually dark hair from italian decent. A Very beautiful girl, with a warm and loving heart, an amazing personality and you will be lucky to encounter a Filomena in your lifetime. Most Filomena's have pretty brown eyes that you can get lost in. With a smile as warm as the august sun. But be careful, to much aggressiveness on your part may push one away. A Filomena is usually shy and hides her emotions. She makes a great lover and an awesome friend. And if you are lucky enough to have a Filomena in your life then you best treat her with some respect and treat her like a the lady she is! Usually a Hard working girl; with sexy lips that you want to kiss! But dont want to scare a Filomena away! because coming across a Filomena is a rare yet beautiful thing. A Filomena is always a good time; and down for an adventure whenever there is an opportunity for one!

Don't play no games with a Filomena, they know what they want and don't take no shit from you fellas. A strong independent women. NOW next time a Filomena walks in your life, treat her with some respect and be thankful.

Dude 1 : hey man your new girl seems pretty cool ?
Dude 2: Yeah, but she's not a Filomena ..

girl 1: omg look how tanned that girl is....?
girl 2: well duhhh she IS a Filomena.. what u expect?

by dudebud September 1, 2011