flicted

Referring to someone/something as goofy or abnormal. Used often in the metro DC area. Short for "Afflicted".

Dude that girl was flicted. She was missing half her right eyebrow!

by Rhino5551212 August 22, 2007

flickering the pea

The act of masturbation (female)

My gurl was so horney she face time me flickering the pea and we both came together

by Team US Bank DTLA June 6, 2016

egg flicker

An awesome band that will throw frozen eggs at you if your a hater

Don't be hatin on them Egg Flickers man

by Stale Bagel March 7, 2016

flicted

awkward, quirky, very strange, off

Lonzo Ball's shot is so flicted

by DaRealism July 6, 2018

flea flicker

literally someone whose job it is to flick fleas off of their employer, employers family or guests.

someone of extremely low social standing, who is obliged to engage in humiliating professions just to get by

Lady Gaga thrives off of her paparazzi flea flickers

If it hadn't been for his family name and inherited wealth, George W Bush would like have amounted to little more than a flea flicker.

by ayyfron August 5, 2010

flicker-dicker

A device used for remote operation of television set. It is more commonly known as a remote control.

Kyle: Matt, could you please pass the flicker-dicker? I hate this show.

Matt: Sure.

by MarySueTwo June 29, 2008

Clit-flicker

Supernatural bodice-rippers. A fantasy novel aimed at women that features a plot that has more sex scenes than plot develpement, action, ect. Basically a book designed to be held with one hand while the viewer is busy pleasuring herself along with the heroine with the other hand. The text version of a really graphic porno for women. Usually listed under "Paranormal" or "Dark Fantasy" in book stores. If you're not sure you're reading a clit-flicker, look for the obvious signs: supernatural female hero, usually a vampire or half-vampire. Male interest who's described as having the perfect body, and usually a rogue, or character who's not a fully evil character.

Laurell K. Hamilton novels these days are pretty embarrassing to read in public settings. Each one is nothing more than a clit-flicker.

by Rhio2k March 12, 2009