flacid butthole

A long floopy blood filled dong in the butthole of someone else

i received a flacid butthole from Jeff last night

by flacidbutthole June 01, 2016

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flacidism

Purposely imagining something displeasing to qwell an erection.

Look at that fat couple having sex!". "That's pretty sick, I think I'll use that as my new flacidism.

by Tielur July 20, 2011

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When you can't get your dick hard in an outside environment.

"I was on a booty call in the woods and couldn't get bricked. Lake Flacid!"

by ambaryk November 16, 2023

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When you are paralyzed from the waist down. You want to get rock hard but resort to rock flacid.

She was grinding on my wheel chair and I was extremely rock flacid.

by Kingrobotic666 September 16, 2018

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The act of being preparado to sustain the power of the ding dong.

Everybody shall kneel before this word of divinity

“Toby said:

-Today I held my urge to fap!
His friend John answered:
-Don’t you mean self-flacidation?”

by TheFakeTaxiDude February 24, 2019

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When you are really high and forget how to say weed

Yooo pass me the flacid hinka

Thats some flacid
Holy shit I see flacid

by J. Cusbin June 30, 2022

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