Flaboonary

A Person who gets it wrong which normaly results with catastrophic consequences, but will still walk away with a high opinion of themselves (Blames everything on others)

there is too much flaboonary going on round here!

by Special Knees February 14, 2012

flabbarooni

An Australian (Aussie) slang word you use when you finish pranking a friend (mate)

Example:

Friend : Oh no! I’ve lost my really expensive torch, can you help me find it .?!
(10 mins later)
Pranker: I found the torch!!

Friend: Omg thankyou so much where is it !

Pranker: FLABBAROONI!

by Flabbarooni creator October 16, 2017

flabalot

someone who is so fat they have a fatty at the front and not the back. there stomach sticks out further than their tits and their so monstrously big they are the oceans plug.

flabalot: *casually eating breakfast, lunch and dinner for breafast*
person 1 : do you really need to be eating carbs rn you flablot

by safz money May 7, 2023

Flabbages

Cabbage like Fungal growths often found growing inbetween the blubberous fat rolls of humans. In chronic conditions the victim can develop a flabbage patch i.e. amass so many flabbages, that crop like rotation takes place, this is the final stage in the condition. As of yet there is no cure for this common human ailment. Most scientist and doctors suggest a dose of 'get off your fat arse and lose some weight' in order to help the condition

Notes:-
Not for use in cuisine (Fatal and will result in death if consumed),

Can be sexually transmitted from person to person as a very aggressive STI.

"Peter Rabbit never knew the difference between cabbages and flabbages, until he strayed in to Farmer Mcgregors wifes flabbage patch and was lost forever"

"I shagged the fat chick a few nights ago, and now I have a flabbage patch growing all over my crotch"

by Moor Bear February 18, 2010

flabia

Any of four folds of tissue of the female external genitalia that are floppier, flabbier, flappier, or fatter than normal.

i.e. A floppy, flabby, flappy, or fat labia.

Alice's flabia was so long that she had to walk bow-legged when not wearing panties in order to avoid pinching them with her thighs.

I motorboated her flabia.

by AwesomedOne January 25, 2011

flabalack

Adj:
A term used to mean something that is good.
The highest calibre of something; having the best qualities.

Noun: A person can be flabalacker i.e. trendy, good.

Can be abbreviated to: Flaba.

Very versitile and can be used in many sentences.
Adj:

"OMG, that was Flabalacker! He scored in the last second!"

"Hello my Flabalacker friend."

"That is so not Flabalack."

"Wow, how Flaba"

"I have a flaba new game"

by Sian Edwards and Jamie Miles April 15, 2008

flabongo

half beer bong / half pink flamingo

Grab two beers and fill the Flabongo!

by Nick November 7, 2004