flatbacked

1.Past tense of "flatbacking." To have slept (ie sexed) your way through something.

2. To have prostituted your way through something, either by trading for sex or by selling sex for money in order to pay.

"She won't be the first co-ed to have flatbacked her way through college." Ice-T (Law & Order: SVU)

by Country Girl Big City June 22, 2012

flabadaba

Said when grabbing someones tummy fat and wiggling it.

*grabs tummy* 'flabadaba'

by amy peters October 12, 2005

Flatbacking

A bitch or bird with no job who sleeps around for money and material things.

Yo! How did Shawty get that Gucci Bag, she don't work even no where?

Ans: Shawty be flatbacking.

by V Double November 10, 2010

flabagasted

When something blows you away so much as to make you actually gasp.

1. I was flabagasted, I was blown away... I just gasped...

2. What was he? He was FLABAGASTED!

3. I'm flabagasted! I actually gasped!

by Wrath Sairou March 10, 2011

flabbarooni

An Australian (Aussie) slang word you use when you finish pranking a friend (mate)

Example:

Friend : Oh no! I’ve lost my really expensive torch, can you help me find it .?!
(10 mins later)
Pranker: I found the torch!!

Friend: Omg thankyou so much where is it !

Pranker: FLABBAROONI!

by Flabbarooni creator October 16, 2017

flabalot

someone who is so fat they have a fatty at the front and not the back. there stomach sticks out further than their tits and their so monstrously big they are the oceans plug.

flabalot: *casually eating breakfast, lunch and dinner for breafast*
person 1 : do you really need to be eating carbs rn you flablot

by safz money May 7, 2023

Flabbages

Cabbage like Fungal growths often found growing inbetween the blubberous fat rolls of humans. In chronic conditions the victim can develop a flabbage patch i.e. amass so many flabbages, that crop like rotation takes place, this is the final stage in the condition. As of yet there is no cure for this common human ailment. Most scientist and doctors suggest a dose of 'get off your fat arse and lose some weight' in order to help the condition

Notes:-
Not for use in cuisine (Fatal and will result in death if consumed),

Can be sexually transmitted from person to person as a very aggressive STI.

"Peter Rabbit never knew the difference between cabbages and flabbages, until he strayed in to Farmer Mcgregors wifes flabbage patch and was lost forever"

"I shagged the fat chick a few nights ago, and now I have a flabbage patch growing all over my crotch"

by Moor Bear February 18, 2010