Fisted by elk

Being royaly fucked by an unforseen circumstances involving and of being witnessed by an elk.

Also a progressive grindcore band. (in the works)

a farmer was walking through a forest....all of a sudden he had a hoof up his ass....FISTED BY ELK!!!!

by iamtheelk August 3, 2011

limp-fisted

A person who doesn't know how to punch properly with a fist.

Look at that limp-fisted MoFo.

by Kobayagi September 9, 2007

Ram Fisted

to be fisted really hard like your getting punched in your butt hole

last night my boyfriend lucas ram fisted me so hard

by icehogassiasin February 19, 2012

ham-fister

Someone who ham-fists. See ham-fisting

"Jeez those hackster mechanics are real ham-fisters!"

by huck&shred March 7, 2013

Piss Fister

The act of pissing down your arm while fisting a girl in her ass.

I will perform the piss fister on you

by Frosty Balls August 7, 2014

Financially anal fisted

Financial anal fisting

I have just been financially anal fisted at tax time

by Karlaur September 28, 2018

blister fister

Taking a lit cigarette and burning the rim of the anus. As the blisters appear you pop them with a forward motion of the fist using the pus as lubricant for easy insertion.

My butt is so sore after a blister fister

by Goodaz April 25, 2011