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Fisherman's Kiss

A slang term for when a female bares her genitals and squats down over another person's forhead to plant a "kiss" using her vaginal lips. The action is usually accomplished when the other person is sleeping or passed out and is commonly paired with a third person taking a picture as proof of the situation for use in teasing or blackmail after the fact.

The term was coined by three friends, Joe, John, and Ed on November 20th, 2006 while on vacation in the surfing town of Tamarindo, Guanacaste, Costa Rica the morning after a night of drinking way too much Imperial beer and Cubra Libre. The inspiration for creating the term came when a young woman named Andrea from Brittish Columbia, while at the bar the night before, asked them what they would call the female version of "tea bagging." The three friends never got to give Andrea their answer but hope that one day she will stumble accross this page and realize that she was the impetus for the creation of a great sexual slang term that will live on for years to come.
Last Saturday at Brandi's slumber party, when Melissa got drunk and passed out on the floor, Brandi gave her a fisherman's kiss!
by Joe DiFalco February 12, 2007
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Firster

Someone who enters a numerical position on a message board or social network post such as first or second but adds no meaningful insight or opinion on the original post. Statistically this will fail and makes the firster look idiotic and annoying rather than just being annoying for wasting space.

This is similar to trolling but lazier and not as creative. It's kind of like Trolling for Idiots.
The topic would go here and then the firster would post as such.

Bojeezy - FIRST!
Bukkake4me- 2nd!
Admin- Well that was informative...and creative..
by sprydle April 14, 2010
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turd fisherman

A man with a long penis. The unfortunate event of having a dick so long, that it goes for a swim when you're taking a crap
Being a circus sword swallower by profession, Elise wasn't after just any old bloke, she wanted a genuine turd fisherman.
by Jamie321 October 2, 2007
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fisher-price

1. A popular kids toy manafacturer

2. to insult something, as if it was childlike
1. Fisher-price make some weird toys

2. That software looks so fisher-price mate - go find a new skin for it.

2. Your mother couldnt work a VCR even if it was made by fisher-price
by Richieeee August 3, 2004
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Angry Fisherman

The art of taking your dick out of a girls mouth and smacking her in the face at full force.
That ho sucked at blowing me, so i just gave her an angry fisherman!
by Cardildo August 31, 2004
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wailing fisherman

A wailing fisherman is when a guy literally gets sick and hurls while going down on a girl, usually from drinking too much, but occasionally the vagina itself can be faulted. (Not to be confused with the "whaling fisherman," which is a guy who only likes going down on really huge chicks.)
After he finished those last three shots, Johnny went home and pulled a wailing fisherman on his girl. She left him passed out in his own pile, and he spent the whole next day smelling like stale vag and vom.
by cx99 December 28, 2009
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Thomas Fisher

Fucking squeaky n1gga with a tiny cock. Very unfunny and annoying
That kid over there has a tiny cock it must be Thomas Fisher
by Joedouglas69420 September 3, 2019
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