firehouse whore

Is a whore who only fucks firemen.

Kim is a firehouse whore according to Kyle.

by Roastmaster December 1, 2015

Firehose Cock

A man with an unholy attribute that allows him to remove all urine from his bladder in under five seconds, with the escaping liquid making the sound of a firehose.

I was just pissing, and this man whipped out his firehose cock and was done before my stream turned into a drizzle.

by Corn Hungis November 30, 2019

colombian firehose

When liquid feces exits the rectum at a velocity that is reminiscent of a firehose.

"Aw man, I picked up my dog when she was sick and she pulled a Colombian firehose all over my leg

by Mcgby128 May 13, 2016

Carolina firehose

The act of drinking a glass of carolina reaper pepper juice and later pissing in your partners mouth so they feel the effect of the peppers.

Man 1: I gave my girl a carolina firehose yesterday. She had to drink so much milk.
Man 2: yo what the fuck dude

by FortniteTerrible May 13, 2022

firehouse

when two people are too kinky for kinky sex, and decide to light the womans pubes on fire and the guy puts it out with his cum

"baby, i think we've got to a point in our relationship where we can firehouse..what do you say"
"hell yeah get the lighter"

by sex on fire addict November 29, 2009

Firehouseing

In the middle of a romping session of hardcore penetration, you take cologne and a lighter, proceed to light a womans shave cave on fire and shove your meat stick right in her flaming cunt hole. Right before and third degree burns permanently scar, you then pull out right before you blow a giant five roper and put out the blazing vagina. If done correctly the end result should consist of a perfectly hairless pussy, all hairs burned off, and a full stomach since all of this is done while eating a delicious sub from Firehouse.

Dude: dont move baby...

Chick: what are you doing?!?!?!!

Dude: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM FIREHOUSEING UR ASS! *lights pussy on fire

Chick: AAHAAUAHAUHAHAHAHUAHUAGUHAUGUUAUAA!!!!!

by cockjuggling thundercunt December 30, 2009

Austrian Firehouse

When a girl that your fucking has a huge bush and while you are about to cum you lite her pubes on fire and you then cum on them and she eats the mixture.

Omg, my boyfriend gave me an Austrian Firehouse and i totally had to bust a HUGE shit afterwards.

by Yourmotherlover March 13, 2010