Finnish boy

A cute European boy who will quickly manipulate and break your heart. Unless he doesn’t. They’re usually really funny and have the nicest accents.

Dang, I really like this Finnish boy I’m talking to but he might hurt my feelings.

by Mangle_is_crying February 17, 2021

Finnish Breakfast

You don't eat breakfast, instead you smoke a pack of cigarettes and drink some good finnish vodka

Person 1: Why are you caughing so hard
Person 2: because I had a Finnish breakfast today

by Caveira_Hunter77 December 10, 2018

Finnish Person

Someone who can swim in -30°C waters for an indefinite amount of time without dying to hypothermia.

"How long has that guy been swimming in that lake over there?"
"About 2 weeks, I heard that he's a Finnish Person."

by Ternine May 06, 2022

Finnish finish

The result of sexual conduct with a Finnish girl. The act entails the Finnish girl vomiting at point of orgasm.

'Hey Jamie did you get with Jenni?'
'Yeah! She Finnish finished everywhere!'

by finishonthejacket June 06, 2013

Finnish sex

The way of finnish sex is typically rough anal, always painful and involves the use of several different types of trees or nordic animals. Dressing up as Santa Clause and then raping a horde of reindeers while screaming "Ho Ho Ho" is a common practice around Christmas.

Hey Miika, wann rape that reindeer "Finnish sex" way?
Sure, so. Wait I am gonna get my costume and the tree trunk I prepared.

by Dr. Sweinstein April 17, 2011

Finnish girl

A nickname for a female Swedish midget

You're so ugly only aFinnish girl would swipe rights you on tinder

by Slippery shoe March 26, 2018

Finnish Fuckshake

When a guy first blows his load in a girls cooter, then proceeds to take a shit in it. He mixes it all up with his dick, until it is nice and blended.

Guido: "Hey, I heard that Jessica broke up with you"

Ryan: "Yeah, she was really pissed at me after I gave her the finnish fuckshake..."

Guido: "You are a fucking doucher."

by HandlessHoudiniFan August 20, 2009