filletio ratio

simply the guy to girl ratio in any given situation.

Dude: "Yo i heard this party's going to be insane!"
Dude 2: "Yea man, it's rumored there will be a filletio ratio of like 1 to 3!"

by yungkillainmanilla April 14, 2014

Blood fillet

When a girl/woman is on her menstraul cycle, and everybody can smell her except for herself.

"Why, she openin her legs, I smell dat blood fillet ova here!"

by The cherry 1! August 5, 2005

Bulletin fillers

The lame people on Myspace who actually believe and repost the chain bulletins that say "You're gonna die if you don't repost this" and end up filling the bulletin board with subjects like "OMG no joke!" and "this is hecka scary"

Randy-"Ayy, why you delete me off your myspace?"
Me-"Cause you been posting too many chain bulletins, I don't keep bulletin fillers on my friends list."

by SteveG June 17, 2008

cod fillet

A used maxi-pad.

It's going to be hot outside, so you ladies should probably bring some extra cod fillets to swap out during the day.

by ppr pusher October 28, 2010

Chicken fillet guarantee

The assurance you expect from the process, that it will not be deceiving and harmful, but will be completely enjoyable and safe for you.

Person: Hey, have you heard of this new movie that is on air? Should we go see it?
Me: Idkidk, what do people say about it?
Person: Uhmm, the opinions are mixed, but...
Me: Bruh, there ain't no "but". I need a "chicken fillet guarantee" that the movie is cool, otherwise that is no participation.

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Bro-1: Yo b, did you see this fly-ass chick over there? I heard she be doing mad things with that that....
Bro-2: Oh, word?
Bro-1: Chicken fillet guarantee, b.
Bro-2: Aight, Imma go get that Chick-fil-A then.

by 9on6 October 7, 2019

Food Stamp Filets

It’s a well-known fact that many families receiving Food Stamps eat like millionaires. While most of the population gets by on fatty ground beef and frozen dinners, Food Stampers feast on Filet Mignon, New York Strip, lobster tails and crab legs. If eating like this still isn’t enough to spend their entire monthly food handout, they then resort to throwing parties and cookouts just to use up the stamps. Of course, the concept of not spending every dime of their government handout, stocking up on non-perishables, or donating some of the excess food to a charitable organization is out of the question.

“Awesome! I just got invited to C’s cookout again! Last time I went, I had a couple Food Stamp Filets at her house, then she gave me four more to take home!”

by Politic Ric June 2, 2010

Cthulu Fillet

When you put an alive octopus in a vagina and have sexual intercourse

guy: Dude we made a Cthulu Fillet!
guy2: i gotta do that to how was it
guy: fishy....

by Odep dep December 2, 2011