Febreezer

A person, preferably male, who smells nice and has good hair. This species is highly regarded with the opposite sex for no apparent reason. Many have ceased to exist, but a few still live on. Usually plays an instrument such as drums, and is known to over exaggerate spontaneously. Extremely quotable, and will do many things for attention. Basically a hot jackass.

'Did you see the febreezer today?"
"Yeah he pulled his pants down and pretended to rape whatshisface"

by casiano33322 March 5, 2009

febreezey

Fresh. Cool. Awesome.

That shit is febreezey.

by EmoBoyWonder March 28, 2011

febreeze can

When you’re fucking anal and your penis gets enlarged by the gas of your partners’ fart

Alyssa told me to put it in her ass, next thing i know my penis was so swollen it looked like a febreeze can

by Colton R April 22, 2018

Febrezeable

An odor (or situation) that is sufficiently benign that it can be ameliorated by an application of Febreze.

"That pile of shit just isn't Febrezeable, Bob."

by HeyMikey September 24, 2016

Febreezus

Any spray, incense or scented oils to cover the odor of pot smoking. Used especially before visiting religious people.

Before I went to my deeply religious in-laws I sprayed myself with febreezus

by Decent Kenevil July 7, 2020

Febreze

Smells better than a plastic dick.

Upon finding a dildo stuck to my college shower, I sprayed some Febreze.

by Ass Disaster September 25, 2011

Full Febreze

to go room to room in your house or apartment spraying Febreze to cover the smell of something you shouldn't be doing; like smoking weed.

Josh- "We shouldn't have smoked that bowl!"
Shawn- "Why not?"
Josh- "Because my Moms coming home and she will smell it! She's like a bloodhound!"
Shawn- "Oh shit! You better do a Full Febreze!"

by habacheebee November 20, 2010