Fuffer

The sound a dog makes when it chews on itself.

Dog, quite your fuffering!

by Cruella Deville November 10, 2003

Femferring

When women (or weak minded men) use their own incorrect inferencing to win an argument.

Man: I just ate a great English breakfast with egg, sausage and bacon!
Femferrer: ... so, you hate vegetarianism then???
Man: no... I just enjoyed my breakfast. Stop femferring!

by Chromeknifeparty January 25, 2018

Foffer

A lurker, stalker, or a general annoyance who never goes away; also, someone who always tries to be apart of a group or conversation by physically interjecting himself without saying a word. Someone who is seemingly your third shoulder although you never talk to them, usually shown as someone who can stand behind you within 2 feet for more than a minute without you realizing it. Can also be used in verb form; to fof. If an occurance where a foffer fofs someone, it is known as a foffing.

"This foffer was totally trying to listen to what i was saying to Dave, so we moved a few feet away. He followed us though, so finally i had to glare at him to get him to leave."
"Dude, this guy was totally foffing me for super long! I didn't even realize it until i happened to turn my head and see him right over my shoulder!"
"Poor Erica, she just got a a major foffing from that creeper over there."

by Arkanian May 14, 2009

Faffer

Derivative: Faffis/Faffelgaggler

A big, fat, rhinosaurus female chef who is mega-snarky and potentially a pretentious vegan.

"We thought she farted on our food at this famous Chicago restaurant, but then we heard her growling in the kitchen 'That's naught ah sowsaage! *burp* *fart* it's naught veegeen, and I'mma veeg! bahhhhhhhh! *burp* *fart*' We then became gravely terrified and returned our food and refused to pay our bill because a Melissa McCarty monster was cooking it. Don't cha know Melissa McCarthy's mating call goes like this 'Bahhhhh! Sowsaaage!' lol damn, she's such a faffer."

by BeefyPonsker July 25, 2017

faffer

a welsh name for a fanny

i liked a faffer last night, i did.
right after i shaged that sheep over thur.

by :~) November 25, 2003

fifferfefferfef

The jumbling of words.

"Carolyn just kept talking and came up with a fifferfefferfef.."

by Spiffy and Catty May 18, 2007

foffernoggen

A place hundreds of years ago that if they were in peril they would scream WHAT THE FOFFERNOGGEN! Also used as a replacement for f**k.

Crazy Bitch: -poke poke poke- HIIIIIIIIIIII want some cheese puffs? They're gooooooooooooooood.
Me: What the foffernoggen?!

by Jessica/Colette October 30, 2010