a way of calling someone gay to a greater extent. if a person is so heterounusual that "faggot" or "homosexual" cannot describe the person to the extent of their gayness.
by t-rock September 3, 2005
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Directly regarding a straight man who parties at Gay clubs acting Gayly in hopes of going home with a woman who thinks he's never had sex with a woman before.
Directly regarding a straight man who parties at Gay clubs acting Gayly in hopes of going home with a woman who thinks he's never had sex with a woman before.
Carrie: "Last night I turned a gay man straight." "He couldn't resist my sexuality."
Beth: " Girl, you just got 'GOT' by a Feauxmosexual."
Beth: " Girl, you just got 'GOT' by a Feauxmosexual."
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by agisijeed April 7, 2021
Get the Fumosexual mug.1.) A desperate and deluded heterosexual male who resorts to deceiving women by professing to be homosexual and acting/dressing/speaking accordingly as a ploy to sleep with women. Reminiscent of Cuba Gooding Jr.'s performance in the movie Boat Trip.
(note: this never really works!)
2.) A heterosexual male who claims to be gay in order to gain the trust of a woman in order to be put in intimate situtions that are generally reserved only for those in her life that are neutral in matters of her sex life such as a sister, their mother, or their girl BFF.
(i.e. the woman letting the male watch her dress and undress trying on different outfits and asking for feedback as most women are under the impression homosexuals have a keen fashion sense and having a male that they can completely be themselves around without worry of sexual advances)
3.) a desperate male who has had terrible luck with women and as a result sleeps with other men convincing themselves they're a homosexual (regardless of the fact they have to think about women while they're having gay sex in order to orgasm) out of spite towards women until they finally are fed up with getting cock and goes back to women.
(note: this never really works!)
2.) A heterosexual male who claims to be gay in order to gain the trust of a woman in order to be put in intimate situtions that are generally reserved only for those in her life that are neutral in matters of her sex life such as a sister, their mother, or their girl BFF.
(i.e. the woman letting the male watch her dress and undress trying on different outfits and asking for feedback as most women are under the impression homosexuals have a keen fashion sense and having a male that they can completely be themselves around without worry of sexual advances)
3.) a desperate male who has had terrible luck with women and as a result sleeps with other men convincing themselves they're a homosexual (regardless of the fact they have to think about women while they're having gay sex in order to orgasm) out of spite towards women until they finally are fed up with getting cock and goes back to women.
1.)
Rene:"dude why did you tell christie you're gay?"
Billy:"because that's what chicks dig man!"
Rene:"you faux-mosexual! she hates you now! if you had just said you're straight she would've totally gone out with you"
2.)
Aleister: "you spent the day with linda watching her try on outfits without her bra or panties on??!?!? how the hell did you manage that one? she's a goddess and you're well..."
Alice: "hey! well... you know... i kind fibbed and told her that i'm gay"
Aleister: "oh i see! you're a faux-mosexual!"
3.)
craig"you to told me you were gay. we've been together for over a year now. now you are leaving me for woman i saw you kissing?!?!" *sobs*
Rob:"look i'm sorry, i didn't mean to hurt you"
craig:"get away from me you liar! you liar!"
Rob:" i'm sorry, i've just been a faux-mosexual this whole time!"
Rene:"dude why did you tell christie you're gay?"
Billy:"because that's what chicks dig man!"
Rene:"you faux-mosexual! she hates you now! if you had just said you're straight she would've totally gone out with you"
2.)
Aleister: "you spent the day with linda watching her try on outfits without her bra or panties on??!?!? how the hell did you manage that one? she's a goddess and you're well..."
Alice: "hey! well... you know... i kind fibbed and told her that i'm gay"
Aleister: "oh i see! you're a faux-mosexual!"
3.)
craig"you to told me you were gay. we've been together for over a year now. now you are leaving me for woman i saw you kissing?!?!" *sobs*
Rob:"look i'm sorry, i didn't mean to hurt you"
craig:"get away from me you liar! you liar!"
Rob:" i'm sorry, i've just been a faux-mosexual this whole time!"
by blagwell December 12, 2009
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Man 1: I wish I could quit you!
Man 2: You complete me!
Man 3 (gay): Such a flaming display of fauxmosexuality.
Man 1's Girlfriend: lol.
Man 2: You complete me!
Man 3 (gay): Such a flaming display of fauxmosexuality.
Man 1's Girlfriend: lol.
by StealthyMoose April 26, 2011
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Get the faux-mosexual mug.Someone who has sexual interest in a family member.aunts uncles cousin mom or dad.usually the ones who are considered famosexuals are rednecks.and to some latinos.latino will say shit like its my second cousin it don't count or were related by marriage its ok.don't take it up the ass and personal I'm mexican..
I heard ron is fucking his sister.yeah he's a famosexual and redneck.
Juan your sick ur fucking your cousin.you famosexual.
Juan says"she's my third cousin it don't matter plus my mom dnt talk to her mom no more""
Juan your sick ur fucking your cousin.you famosexual.
Juan says"she's my third cousin it don't matter plus my mom dnt talk to her mom no more""
by barbarian89 November 4, 2013
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