My father

A mysterious being, lying between the dimensions of abandonment and milk.

"Mummy said my father went off to buy milk a few years ago. He never came back."

by drier than the atacama February 2, 2022

Your father

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“Your father went out tho the store to buy some milk. It’s been 14 years.”

by Twink Boy 420 April 7, 2019

Father mocker

The closest you can get to cursing without actually cursing. Derogatory term for almost anything. Doesn't apply to certain breeds of dogs.

Jon: Did you hear Kelly say father mocker in math today? I thought Mr. Keats was going to explode!

Freida: Yah, but everyone knows Mr. Keats is an ass.

Jon: Yah, he is.

by Jeremykl August 29, 2009

Robert's your father's brother

The same as Bob's your uncle

Bear Grylls: And there we go. Robert's your father's brother or, Bob's your uncle.

by M@//O December 3, 2010

Father-Zone

The act of not only achieving friend-zone status with a desirable female, but completely overshooting the friend-zone right into the Father-zone.

This is due to extreme White-Knighting.

Especially common if said female has severe daddy-issues.

"She told me I was her father figure." "Dude, you got FATHER-ZONED."

by darkshwan August 14, 2012

Father

The guy who went for milk!

Hey where’s my father?
He went for milk 16 years ago.

by Levinrhoads November 27, 2019

fat father syndrome

Some girls like fat guys because their fathers were fat. So you play on that. It's the Fat Father Syndrome- the F.F.S.

Brendon: Fat Father Syndrome?
Coach: Yeah- girls have fat fathers, all right?
Brendon: Mhm.
Coach: So when you're fat, you remind girls of their father.
Brendon: Right.
Coach: Done deal.

by Emmy M January 17, 2012